soulseeker
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What movie have you starred in? 
Ibogaine is for sissy
Ibogaine is for sissy
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Cannibal much?![]()
Don't worry Elvin, I want to eat you too. I bet your heart tastes good with soy sauce yum.
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I would go into it thinking 'yes, it's possible I might,' but knowing you it would probably become quite weird and unsettling very quickly, and afterwards I would have to assess my habit of saying "yes" to too many things in life. So, no, I probably would not end up enjoying it.
However, my future children would probably enjoy the story of whatever took place!![]()
When you embark on a date with me, the date lasts until YOU decide it's time to bail. I don't stop until the money, transportation and/or the ability to stay awake has left me.
It's also often how I JUB on these boards! Posting until inevitable blackout ends evening.
So if you flew out to So-Cal for the date, we'd be driving from one place to another the second you land. Lot's of gambling. Maybe some horse-racing. Walking tours of evey wacky neighborhood I love (dates with me require EXTENSIVE stretches of walking). And finally any landmarks or spots you wanted to check out.
And then we drive to Vegas. Everything illegal that can fit in the car comes with us. And at some point, after many days of insanity, the date will find it's end.
Until you call me sometime for another one!![]()


It means you're playing innocent about the fact that "weird and unsetttling" things WILL go down, as you've carefully and meticulously planned in advance.
Spank me once, shame on me, spank me twice...
Why are there so many celebrities spawned from trashy reality tv shows?
Well, what do you think of this solution? Let's send the next rule-violator in the celebrity thread in my place!
Depending on how his or her experience went, then maybe I will consider.
I made a poop that looked exactly like Ronald Reagan.
You still haven't answered my question about Ronald Reagan poop.
Illgetbi knows what the question is. And he damn well better answer it.Maybe because there was no question in it. But it does lead to a question: Why the FUCK are you looking that closely at your own poop to notice?
