One random fact about your poo.

[Willie Boy]

Yes. But his actual line was, "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

 

[Willie Boy]

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Why you turdie in Mikey's eye?
Now he weep, now he cry
Should I turdie in birdie's eye?

 

[Triple G]

But what about Willie?

 

[Willie Boy]

Have been over here counting the times I've pooed and measuring the amount each time?

BTW, do you measure by length or by volume?

 

[Willie Boy]

You actually poo into this machine, or does it have a probe that you insert in your anal canal and it measures the poo while it is still in you?

 

[Willie Boy]

Poo pumps untied!

 

[Triple G]

I measure by volume

 

[Willie Boy]

And how many kgs do you come up with?

 

[Triple G]

I don't use that crappy metric stuff.

 

[Willie Boy]

Then how many cups?

 

[Willie Boy]

Does that make you the Toxic Poomaker?

 

[Triple G]

I will poo now.

 

[Triple G]

^^ Wow, my poo was so massive, it left skid marks in the bowl as it spun its way down,

 

[Willie Boy]

The redbutts are coming the Redbutts are coming. Pee if by land Poo if by sea!

 

[Willie Boy]

No, this is a free poo zone.

 

[Willie Boy]

Isn't your mouth a pooper scooper Mikey

 

[Willie Boy]

Your whole mouth.

 

[Willie Boy]

Yeah, that hole that your lips surround.

 

[Triple G]

Willie you just can't stay on topic. Unlike me, who will now tell you my poo does not stink.

 

[Willie Boy]

I think you've been retaining your poo, and its done rotted yer brains. You have some of the stinkiest poo around. I can smell it from here.