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Jeimuzu said:
I think the world's trying to put you off gardening. It'd better not succeed, I've seen photos you posted a while back. (*8*)
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Merci!! A new summer season of garden pics isn't too far away ... as long as the fookin ants & bees don't get me, first!! (*8*)
 
ozguy said:
:rotflmao: Fortunately, I've never been THAT desperate!
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I would hope not. I knew a guy who tried it once. He found a Fire ant hole in a tree and, twisted as he was, decided to have a go (he actually thought it was an old abandoned nest). Needless to say, he was bitten (several times. The swelling was immesurable, but hey, that was the largest his cock had ever been!!). Sadly, his cock ended up getting seriously infected and needed to removed.
 
OMG :cry:

I knew you were avoiding me.. but to call me a bastard and hit me one, as well.. :grrr:
 
ozguy said:
They forgot to mention the one-eyed trouser snake ... the most deadly critter of all, Downunder! :eek:
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Yes, and I believe it's spreading to other continents, too. :eek:

Be careful out there, kids. If you see a one-eyed trouser snake, be sure to suck the venom out of it.
 
ozguy said:
Last week it was a bee that stung me on the bottom of my foot. Today while I was out working in the garden, I was bitten on the scrotum by an ant!

Luckily it was just a small one and not one of those big bull motherfuckers .... BUT IT STILL FOOKIN HURT!!! :eek:

Sympathy needed, please .... and stop laughing about it!!! :grrr:
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when i was about 15 a neighbor boy and i were friends and would wrestle in his back yard, kinda wrestle and kinda groping each other to check each other out...

one day a red ant made its way up my gym shorts and stung my sack.....fortunately, as you said, it wasn't very large, and it itched more than anything...

i stopped wrestling to check out my sack and scratch it a bit, and my friend and i both got pretty horny, what with my bits right there in the open....

i gor a hard on and the conversation turned to my hard dick....why don't you rub it, etc.....so i did....and he did...and we ended up beating each other off...

awesome ant bite.....it opened doors for us to become friends with benefits....*|*
 
Willie Boy said:
I would hope not. I knew a guy who tried it once. He found a Fire ant hole in a tree and, twisted as he was, decided to have a go (he actually thought it was an old abandoned nest). Needless to say, he was bitten (several times. The swelling was immesurable, but hey, that was the largest his cock had ever been!!). Sadly, his cock ended up getting seriously infected and needed to removed.
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I hope you're making that up, but I'm afraid you might not be....

Fire ants are a whole 'nother level of pain. yowsers.
 
somehow; i find myself really bothered by the idea that i'm envious of an insect. :confused: #-o
 
tygrbryte said:
(*S*):bartshock(*U*):##:


I hope you're making that up, but I'm afraid you might not be....

Fire ants are a whole 'nother level of pain. yowsers.
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No lie, it really happened. But I didn't tell you the WHOLE story. Wanna hear the rest?
 
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