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Ouch!! Fuck!! Ouch!!

Oh, come on. You know it's true!

You must have never seen a backpacker spread it on toast as if it were marmalade...
 
ouch...

I think it's important to take Vaseline or some other lubricant applied liberally and massage the area vigorously at least once a day,

Safety first.
 
All I know is it sure takes balls to start a thread like this!

**shuffles off singing 'High Hopes'

"Just what makes that little old ant
think he'll move that rubber tree plant...."
 
yeah... tell the rest, plz :gogirl:

All right, here it is:

We had been skinny dipping, and were both naked. When he started fucking the tree, I thought it was kinky, but then he starts screaming, with tears pouring down his cheeks. I'm thinking there's a squirrel or something in the tree, and its goin' for his nuts. So I grab him and start pulling, I'm right up on the tree and get a few of them buggers on me. They're biting my chest and stomach (and a few of them even got into my crotch!) It just goes to show you, no good deed goes unpunished, ever!
 
All right, here it is:

We had been skinny dipping, and were both naked. When he started fucking the tree, I thought it was kinky, but then he starts screaming, with tears pouring down his cheeks. I'm thinking there's a squirrel or something in the tree, and its goin' for his nuts. So I grab him and start pulling, I'm right up on the tree and get a few of them buggers on me. They're biting my chest and stomach (and a few of them even got into my crotch!) It just goes to show you, no good deed goes unpunished, ever!
And...is it true he got his cock cut?
 
fire ants are seriously, seriously bad.
 
Yes they are. Don't try to anger them. And don't try to shoot a load in their home either (that will tend to anger them AND put the wrong part of your body within striking distance!)
 
AARRGGHH!

Man, you made me cringe with the "ant-on-the-scrotum" bite! groan!!!

What's with you being bitten by all those "critters" in Oz-Land?

Like said before, what happened to you "is" quite tame considering the "Gawd-Awful" bad things you have there that will mo-certainly kill you with a fast effort!

Plz, be careful where you step, sit, lie or what-ever for it looks like there is an A.P.B. out for your bod by the critters-of-OZ! lol

Take care!(*8*):kiss:
 
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