Overrated Sex Acts

[TheJACKA]

Ive never come from getting head. I dont like it at all. Giving head is a totally different story. Weird, eh?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Is there any particular sex act you find overrated?

I think they're all under-rated.

Except I hate it when guys imitate porn-movies.

 

[bankside]

Tongue to poohole. Overrated. Kind of like malaria is overrated.

 

[gdude30]

The most awesome thing about sex is the whole bondage/leather/domination thing. That turns me on and I totally get it

I think "shooting" is kinda overrated. The "shoot your load all over me." I'm just gonna release if it shoots it shoots if it doesn't it doesn't. Although I haven't really trained and practiced shooting. I wonder if it is less overrated once you can get it right.

Maybe I'm just a horny bastard but I fucking love dirty talk, role playing, power play, and all of it.

But in NO WAY does it ever sound like a porno. People think they see something in a porno and think "Oh that's overrated I can't do that anymore". Porno doesn't get it right half the time. Second just because they do it in the porno doesn't mean you can't do it. Porno has probably done everything anyways. I just say and do whatever turns me on. If me saying "Oh yes Sir! FUCK ME SIR! TAKE MY HOLE SIR! OH YES SIR!" sounds too much like porno than oh well. It sure is fun and works for me and my Sir.

Honestly I think the "Oh baby", "Yeah baby", "come on Boo", "go dude", "fucking aye" and the "I love you" is way more irritating the dominance/submission talk and act. But that's just my opinion.

 

[Lube]

Honestly, I never really enjoyed anything that's been done to me sexually. I've had times when I enjoyed do something to someone else, but that's about it.

Oh, that's too bad. Keep looking for someone who will please you.

Me? I never got the jerking-off-next-to-each-other thing. Or the camming thing. Does zip for me. For me, it's all about touch.

OTOH, I think GDude30 has a very stimulating attitude! It's a lot about imagination. And a mind-meld with whom you're having sex.

Two different guys can say the same words, but it's just more believable or something out of one of them. That makes all the difference in the world.

We've been too busy having a good time to spend time watching porn. Do what you love!

 

[ozguy]

Nipple tweaking/nibbling/sucking/licking does absolutely nothing for me.

 

[NineOfClubs]

Loud/dirty talk - Leave that shit for the movies and pornos thanks.

I agree with this one the most.

Always makes me want to scream back, "dude, we're not filming a porn here"!

Oh, and the whole nipple play thing. YAWN...

 

[Yooper]

Nipple tweaking/nibbling/sucking/licking does absolutely nothing for me.

I'd like to try and change your mind.

(With that being said, I do understand it depends on the wiring of the individual. My nipples are directly wired to my happy place. )

 

[dpnice]

I can understand that certain sexual acts don't turn on some people but to hear that some of you find sex pointless or a chore is really surprising.

I haven't had sex for years but still miss it; the touch of another person's hands on my body.

In my active years I experienced most things. The only thing I couldn't appreciate was pain, that always turned me off in an instant.

 

[alley]

Group sex....

 

[Elwood]

Nipple play here to. I just don't get it does absolutely nothing for me. Weird an excessive talk during sex. I was with a guy this summer and I was quite enjoying giving him an amazing rim job, until he started moaning and saying " Um you like my man pussy eh, ya lick my man pussy" he kept going on about his man pussy it took everything I had to concentrate and not burst out laughing. Man pussy lol!!

 

[spencer]

my boyfriend used to like to snif (you could hear it) my ass before rimming. the sniffing sound grossed me out and the rimming wasn't pleasing at all.

 

[ivor-longhorn]

In the shower. Fine to start with then it gets cold and slippery and the tap ends up in your arse

 

[fetaby]

Foodplay.

Using food during foreplay, whip cream, chocolate sauce, etc...

Too messy, and if it's not a chore to clean up, you're putting way too much effort in. And if you're putting too much effort in, I hope your efforts aren't for naught.

Here lately, I've found myself talking all kinds of crazy pornesque crazy talk in da sack. My man is making all the right moves and pushing all the right buttons, and I don't know what else to say. I think eventually it will just develop into full throated yelps of pleasure, like an animal. Yeeeeeooooooowwwwwwp. hahahahah.

 

[Pushyourluck]

Hate it when guys get verbal "yeah you like that?" Erm, Yes I like it otherwise I wouldn't be doing it! Shut up!

Anything to do with feet, Urgh

Also never really got the appeal of shoving your fist up someone's behind?!

 

[miaedu]

Nothing is overrated. Just haven't met your matches. Not that i'm into everything. No poop, no pissy.

 

[bluedragon4]

Nipple tweaking/nibbling/sucking/licking does absolutely nothing for me.

I agree. Guys go right for my nipples everytime. I hate that. Turns me off to where my dick will start to go soft. I was with one guy who kept making me bite his nipples while he got off. He actually stopped me from sucking his dick cause he was more into nipple play. I have a friend who is a woman who had the same experience. She was way confused as to why he would rather do that than actual dick stuff. I didn't get it either.

 

[Ares]

Sex with someone who claims to be straight. Turn-off.

 

[Royal Heart]

What? 69? No wayyy.
i wouldnt know though actually lol. if 69 is overrated does that mean BJ's are too?

69, for me, is a BJ with unnecessarily awkward gymnastics involved.

 

[gdude30]

I can't believe a little nipple play turns some people off. Wow. Guess you do learn something new everyday.

I actually think the "DUDE LETZ MASTABAIT" think is really old. But maybe that's just cause I prefer to masturbate by myself. I tried masturbating with others before but it doesn't really get me off or turn me on as much. Maybe it's because when you are by yourself all you can really do is masturbate or do dildos. But when you are with someone else there is so much more that you can do besides masturbation.