Pizza delivery guy

[FanofFiction]

Odyssey, certainly the OP was a little heavy handed in his approach... terribly so in fact. Even as a gay man I would have been offended. But straight men are just as bad if not worse in their approach to women. And not everyone tries to pick up like this. Don't paint with too broad a brush.

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

Most straight men are homophobic?

Hm. That hasn't been my experience.

To me, it sounds like you're more homophobic than most of the straight men I meet.

Well You and I have obviously had different experiences. And how am I homophobic? Jasun, go to a straight bar, a really straight bar and go hit on a straight man and touch his bulge, see if you come out alive or with a full set of teeth.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Well You and I have obviously had different experiences. And how am I homophobic? Jasun, go to a straight bar, a really straight bar and go hit on a straight man and touch his bulge, see if you come out alive or with a full set of teeth.

I would submit that blowing a pizza delivery guy who clearly was sending signals that he was looking for a BJ is different than hitting on/feeling up random guys in a bar.

I go to straight bars all the time... dance with him husband and yes... even kiss him if I feel like it. Few people even look.

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

I would submit that blowing a pizza delivery guy who clearly was sending signals that he was looking for a BJ is different than hitting on/feeling up random guys in a bar.

I go to straight bars all the time... dance with him husband and yes... even kiss him if I feel like it. Few people even look.

That would mean believing this story happened. Don't assume that everyone has YOUR experiences or lives in a place like freaking West Hollywood.

 

[G-Lexington]

I've never blown the delivery guy, but I know one guy who says he has. And I don't have any trouble believing him, simply because the story wasn't very porn-esque. To sum up, the guy wasn't that hung, it took him forever to finish, and my friend STILL had to pay for the (now-cold) pizza.

Lex

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

If a str8 guy goes into a str8 bar and 'hits' on a female by grabbing her boobs then he gets slapped in the face would makes the female hetrophobic?

Hardly

You're a Republican, enough said! And that's not even the same scenario.

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

Btw, pictures or it didnt happen!

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

That would mean believing this story happened. Don't assume that everyone has YOUR experiences or lives in a place like freaking West Hollywood.

I do believe it happened and I don't live in West Hollywood.

Until 6 years ago, I lived in Toronto, actually.

The whole world isn't where you live, either.

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

I just love how everyone gangs up on people here who don't have the same opinion as them or sees things different. I guess it really does take guts to stray from the pack and be an individual and think for yourself.

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

I have you on ignore beardaddy, but when did I say groping was acceptable? everything I had said in this thread has been against that!

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

sure you do

how did you know what I said?

Bet your life I do! I just viewed your msg, you can still choose to view a msg or not when someone is on ignore.

 

[Odyssey Number 5]

The pizza guy asked to be groped!
Why is it so hart to grasp that fact?

It's not that, it's just that I don't buy it. Why is that so hard to grasp? And others here obviously agree.

 

[FPNY]

it's a great story, i don't know what is so hard to believe about a guy blowing the pizza man. A similar thing happend to me when I was the carpet cleaning guy back in the day. Two horned people figure out how to get off, whats the big deal?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I just love how everyone gangs up on people here who don't have the same opinion as them or sees things different. I guess it really does take guts to stray from the pack and be an individual and think for yourself.

I mean... to be fair, you're scolding people, throwing a tantrum, saying we're asking to be murdered.... all for sucking some dick that wants to get sucked.

 

[Ryuukie]

I would never do this because the pizza would get cold.

 

[quasar]

* puts away cleaning materials and unlocks thread *

 

[mxpxl199]

Ha ha, I had to laugh reading the replies, had no idea my couple mins of fun would cause such controversy. (P.S. it was an onion and green pepper pizza to answer an earlier question LOL).

Thanks to those who defended my actions against the hostile posters. Honestly, it was not that big of a deal-- I mean he was clearly ok with it or I would certainly not have made a move, and then once I did, if he wasn't into it I would have certainly stopped!

He enjoyed it. I certainly enjoyed it. I'll NEVER forget having the balls to do it, and the reward of a hot story to think back on. It's all good. Some of you boys need to jerk off and relax! (And if you are in Baltimore, I can help).

 

[Ninja108]

I'd be ordering a lot more often from there if I was you.

 

[MJEH89]

Honestly, it was not that big of a deal-- I mean he was clearly ok with it or I would certainly not have made a move, and then once I did, if he wasn't into it I would have certainly stopped! He enjoyed it. I certainly enjoyed it.

So was the bj his "tip", or was he still expecting a monetary one as well??

 

[MisterMajestic]

The story is believable...I was a Hotel Front Desk Clerk back-in-the-day and delivering Towels & remote controls to certain guests was worth the trip & the tip....Like BW said, "Wherever there are horny Men, there is sex"....When the door closes, Men are open to doing things to total strangers they are attracted to and will never see again...


I do know that Pizza Delivery guys (especially women) are told not to enter a Customer's home...Pizza guys have been attacked and even killed in some cases...