No. No I cannot.
But here's a non-improvised one:
A Past-Post-Modern, Jaded Afro-Separatist's Ode to the Compensatory Benefits of the AARP to the Advancement of the Aspiring Misanthropic Hermit's Lifestyle
or
I
Stay
Sleep
Nate is weepin: time for sleepin
All but three, now not a peep in
Hazy daze and glazing gaze
How life was made
Where I stay sleep
Steady counting sheep
Now I lay me down to feast
To eat to live to live to eat
I pray my heart the lard hard to keep
Pretty kids at discount buys
Cool and clothes can't fill this appetite
While I stay sleep
Counting calendars creep
Where does it go if not the hips?
If Maslow knew, he'd be so pissed
Wish I'd belong and feel the warm
But I don't and won't so pass the... corn
Then I stay sleep
Counting moons creep
Just gimme
MP3's
Nice cheap eats
Some sleep ease
And leave me
Sleeping
Dreaming
Counting
Creeping
Till I'm
Good and
Pruny
Why should I me waste to wake
Ain't nothin at stake worth steak
Such hubris, thinking I'll be missed
Small contingence ain't worth Nirvanan bliss
So I stay sleep
Counting shadow's creep
If service pays my living fees
I'll save up surplus for groceries
Matric, BA maybe MD
Disservice served till I'm debt freed
And I'll stay sleep
Counting cock's crows creep
Searched far as I care to see
There's no one, nothing but food and sleep
Beard, goatee maybe I'll be
Fairweather's do make a pretty scene
But back to sleep
Counting primetime's creep
Nine to five plus hour man
The best I can sans grand destin
How much more's there to my fee
Than intent reciprocity
Well, I stay sleep
Counting longhands creep
When the mascarade is [STRIKE]good[/STRIKE] bad and done
The misanthrope goes in for fun
Day to day till get away
No guilt for I can be replaced
So I stay sleep
Counting TICKs, One one thousand Mississippi Heartbeats, TOCKs creep
Till I'm 60
Get what's owed me
Solace and the sea
I'll be free
Of humanities
Just sleep and eats
Games and MP3's
Rest easy
Never did want me
Steady leave me not be
and
I'll be woke.