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You will not be able to stop looking at this penis snake
By Jess Zimmerman
OK, I don’t want people thinking that I’m, like, 12, but clearly I am 12, because this amphibian that looks exactly like a snake THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A PENIS is the most hilarious/horrifying thing I’ve seen in weeks. I keep looking at it and going “hahahaha oh GODDDDD” and having to switch tabs, and then switching back and peeking at it again. Seriously, Nature, what are you ON?

Actually, I'm not sure who this is making fun of -- Fox news, or Democrats who actually think Fox is THAT stupid. It works both ways. And I think it's humorous both ways, too.
