Porn pet peeves

[Croynan]

gay porn actors who call themselves actors and actually THINK what they're doing is acting, even if they have a line or two to say it ain't acting

You have just said the magic words. If the producers would at least invest in them going to acting classes for about 3-4 months, they learn something about acting, and might be able to (pardon the pun)pull it off that they are doing some sort of "acting."It might even mean their careers in the porn business would be longer or that when the "retire" or are "used up" they might be able to go on with acting classes and end of with even a minor career in motion pictures. ACTORS - they will never be.

 

[Croynan]

Sorry, i had to laugh at this...

they're not looking at a monitor of themselves. they're looking at straight porn in an effort to keep their boners. Most of them are straight and not having a very good time

You mean with all the homosexuals walking around, they still need to use that many straight guys to do all that fucking? Where is a fucking homosexual when you need one? They don't even support their own porn industry?

And as for the straight "actors?"they chose themselves to go into the porn business for money, let them go and get some "acting lessons"so they can do the job they are being paid for properly. As a matter of fact let the production companies pay for the "acting lessons" these guys need - maybe with some "lessons" they might show some interest in what they are doing.

ADDENDUM

Just about now should come the sob stories about the porn industry and "their problems." "Woe is me" - here it comes -



the local village idiot, who just once would like to spend a day or two, or a week watching/seeing what these clowns do that they are always winning about. Maybe they could make some more money by having tours of the studios while films are being made, like the real movie makers used to do. What's their fucking problem(s) they have something to hide, with their "high grade fucking morality?"

 

[bike10]

Str8 guys who claim the are doing it for the money. Give me real gay guys who know how to suck cock and fuck ass.

 

[Soilwork]

I'm not a big fan of really bad acting either... to be hoenst, it's not that hard to pull a good acting performance out of someone, and it's usually not the fault of the model (who often isn't given a script and is told to either make up lines or just told what to say right there), but the fault of a bad director who doesn't care.

I've seen some surprisingly good acting in some porn movies, and I've seen some REALLY bad acting in others.

But really.. do you watch porn for the acting or for the hot sex with men?


Oh, and for the record, performers in porn call themselves "Models" not "Actors".

 

[JNewYork]

I hate porno actors of today. They look like girly men.

Hairless, waxed bodies are feminine, not masculine.

And what's up with the Adolph Hitler looking mustaches above the cocks???

A REAL man does not trim his pubes down to this hitler mustache, or worse, nothing.

I want a BIG BUSH surrounding my manly man's package.

 

[peetie75]

I'm not a big fan of really bad acting either... to be hoenst, it's not that hard to pull a good acting performance out of someone, and it's usually not the fault of the model (who often isn't given a script and is told to either make up lines or just told what to say right there), but the fault of a bad director who doesn't care.

I've seen some surprisingly good acting in some porn movies, and I've seen some REALLY bad acting in others.

But really.. do you watch porn for the acting or for the hot sex with men?


Oh, and for the record, performers in porn call themselves "Models" not "Actors".

Kudos to you !!! I couldn't agree with you more..... especially abot the models / actors!!!

Oh, and by the way.... if they coinsider themselves 'models', they are not modeling great guy actions.... especially when the DICERTOR (LOL!!!!) is giving them their lines as they are "doing it!!".....let alone their MODELING!! LOL!!! again... THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT ACTING.... not modeling!!! These models are are terrible in what they do.... but like you said are we watching PORN for the 'acting/modeling' or what.....?!

!!!!!

 

[Soilwork]

Kudos to you !!! I couldn't agree with you more..... especially abot the models / actors!!!

Oh, and by the way.... if they coinsider themselves 'models', they are not modeling great guy actions.... especially when the DICERTOR (LOL!!!!) is giving them their lines as they are "doing it!!".....let alone their MODELING!! LOL!!! again... THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT ACTING.... not modeling!!! These models are are terrible in what they do.... but like you said are we watching PORN for the 'acting/modeling' or what.....?!

!!!!!

OK.

um..

whatever.

there are some really great directors in the adult industry, and there are some very bad ones.

I think I work for the best solo director out there, but there are LOTS of guys who do great work with group scenes, too.

My point is to not blame the models when they're pushed beyond what it is they were hired to do (look hot while having sex) and asked to act but not given any help in doing it.

 

[sonny10305]

Loud music or any music for that matter.
If I can't hear the guy moaning and making delicious sex noises than the video is ruined for me. BUT, I want real sex sounds, not a lot of overdone, over the top yelling and put on sounds.
Amatuer stuff rocks, real people having real sex.

 

[blueto21]

I would say my biggest pet peeve is the guys watching straight porn on an off-screen monitor. I mean what the fuck is that? If you’re going to watch porn or look at magazines off-screen then at least let them be ‘gay’ oriented.

 

[kornpone]

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oh yeah . . . oh yeah. . . oh yeah . . . oh yeah . . . oops! forgot my lines. Anyone got cue cards?

 

[slobone]

I like it better when they don't have lines. Most of them can't act anyway. And get rid of the dreadful MIDI music on the soundtrack. Ditto with the post-dubbed moan-overs (are you listening, Sean Cody?).

I like natural sounds the best -- even if it's only the guys breathing and ambient room noise.

 

[douseiai]

i understand why they need music and i respect it... i just wish it could be better music... then again i don't know what would be best with porn... if i'm watchin a twink video i doubt that the heavy metal i listen to would be the best thing to play

i actually enjoy the acting on occasion... its the actor in me that enjoys seeing actors that are worse then me... though some it could do without... i actually enjoy the acting in most eurocreme movies

i do like it when both are really into each other and like staring into their eyes and stuff (switches to james brown imitation) GOOD GOD.... (back to normal)... anywho when they are looking away from each other and seeming bored and stuff i will only accept that in stuff like Sean Cody and corbin fisher where they are supposed to be straight...

 

[Christopherb36]

How about when you know two seconds ago the top was wearing a condom and now he is pulling it out and **presto** (note the magic in this post?) there is a raw cock and it is going to cum...and **Spurt* less than a teaspoon...

 

[cynicus]

Sorry, i had to laugh at this...

they're not looking at a monitor of themselves. they're looking at straight porn in an effort to keep their boners. Most of them are straight and not having a very good time.

Maybe that explains why they take 20-30 minutes to get off. Maybe I am too quick on the trigger, but fucking someone like Joe Landon would not take me that long! I think too when you see those very brief blackouts that maybe guys are close enough to coming that they have to stop, cool down, and then start again to keep the action going. Sometimes I think these guys must have novocaine on their cocks!

Tell all, Soilwork!

 

[DiaryOfAMadman]

Off the top of my head.

1. I hate that so few wear underware. I like seeing them strip down and at least a few seconds in their underware woudn't hurt. I hate when they go "fullly clothed" to "totally naked" in less then 2 seconds.

2. I like seeing fully body shots or shots with faces inculded during fuck scenes. I hate just seeing a close up of a dick going into an asshole for 5 mins at a time, its boring.

3. When they have to cut for the "pull out from intsense fucking" to both guys sitting down jerking off with flacid dicks.

4. WORST OF ALL .................. WHEN DIRECTORS / FIMERS KEEP TALKING AND GIVING DIRECTIONS. Espicaly that old and perverted voice that I hear on so many vids when a cute guy is jerking off and this guy keeps begging to jerk them off with his nasty looking hands. He keeps talking to them about pussy and its nasty. Then the ones where you hear the director "tell him, fuck me harder" , "tell him suck my horse cock", or "ask him do you like that bitch". Argh it makes me so turned off that I have to turn the sound off and I prefer porno with sounds.

 

[dolphwasser]

Mine has to be that 'straight boy first time' pretense. Get real - no truly straight guy is going to suck a cock, get jizzed on or take a load in the mouth, or (especially) get fucked.

 

[CountryJohn]

Sorry to be rude but here goes. First thing, when a guy hoarks (sp) or gobs into another another guys ass. Second is when a guy pulls the dildo out and its covered in shit. Surely we didnt need to see that. Couldnt have edited that out? Thats all I'm saying.

 

[Austin40acres]

It's kind of a fetish of mine, but . . .

I hate it when they cut from the guys fully dressed to the guys fully naked. I want to watch the clothes come off.

A4A

 

[Roland00]

Straight guys that don't enjoy it, or are limps.

We need more queers in Gay Porn !!!

 

[tbonez]

Me too! Nothing worse than a bad on-screen blowjob!

Um except perhaps a bad off-screen blowjob!

So many so-called cock-suckers couldn't suck the paper wrapper off a popsicle.