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Post 888

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I didn't give up, I quit. Some person here ratted out the mods and how they had the whole thing set-up and the fix was in.

So, in seeking an alternative route to Australia since the prize was bogus, I enrolled in some Advanced Isobaric Defined Systemic programs for musculo-
corpus enhancement with special THUMB emphasis, Upon completion of these courses I have an appointment with an hirsuteness enhancement specialist who will complete my "blonding" regimen.

Then, its fuck off to all of you and I am hitchhiking to Australia and to New Zealand as well. With LILITH as my sponsor and a little luck I won't ever need any of you filthy rotters again.
 
I was wondering what happened to this thread! We're more than half way. YAY.

Hey mate. :wave:
We all just gave up. Back from the dead, but for how long.
It is/has become a spam thread however, if it keeps up it will get moved to f&g.
Then it can be mass spammed to get to the ultimate 888.
I wonder which will come first?
This thread reaching post 888 or me losing my virginity. :lol:

The later I think, stay tuned.

:eek: :wink:
 
Alrighty - to get this thread going... I'm gonna right a story. Just a few lines, then someone else can continue it... and so on and so forth.

Here we go -

************

Once upon a time, in the far away Kingdom of Adelaidia, there lived a young man named Crelwyn but as that was too difficult for the townspeople to pronounce, they just called him Crowboy. One day, while in the field tending to his pigs, Crowboy came upon a small, polished stone. As he leant over to pick up the stone, Crowboy heard a sharp, harsh voice behind him telling him to back away slow.
 
Hmmmm...sounds like a children's story. I'll try keep up with the family oriented theme.

Once upon a time, in the far away Kingdom of Adelaidia, there lived a young man named Crelwyn but as that was too difficult for the townspeople to pronounce, they just called him Crowboy. One day, while in the field tending to his pigs, Crowboy came upon a small, polished stone. As he leant over to pick up the stone, Crowboy heard a sharp, harsh voice behind him telling him to back away slow.

Crowboy turned around to face this stranger with a smirk on his face. Due to the sun in his eyes, he couldn't quite make out the mans face. Crowboy said in a seductive tone, "If it's sex you want, than sex you'll get" and with that, he proceeded to unbutton his pants. The stranger was mortified, as his only intention was to preserve the field in its original state. As Crowboy approached, the stranger ran back to his house.

Later that night whilst Crowboy was watching his favourite program "Bag Girls Club", he was interrupted by a phone call. It was the local police. They informed him that due to an earlier incident, someone was pressing charges against him for sexual assault.

Little did Crowboy know, that stranger was well respected in his town. In fact, that stranger just so happened to be...
 
A well known subversive and lefty who had a reputation for going down...under

and always taking sombody with.

Crow boys straight right rite practices so incensed his dear old dad the poor man

flamed out and blew the erection to City Father. Seeking revenge on that tight

ass boy he stopped in at the Jiffy Lube and...
 
Damn Kuli

Was my comtribution so bad that it scared you away?!oops!

Sorry, I'll just lurk then.:(
 
Oh blehch, what a horrid thought. :eek: :help: :confused: [-X

I was enjoying this sudden story development in the thread.

Can one of me QLD mates put this story back on track?

And please, no interfamily relations, that is just plain wrong. [-X

And it would be nice to actually be a whore before being portrayed as one. :p
 
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