braex27
Cerca Trova
Once upon a time, in the far away Kingdom of Adelaidia, there lived a young man named Crelwyn but as that was too difficult for the townspeople to pronounce, they just called him Crowboy. One day, while in the field tending to his pigs, Crowboy came upon a small, polished stone. As he leant over to pick up the stone, Crowboy heard a sharp, harsh voice behind him telling him to back away slow.
Crowboy turned around to face this stranger with a smirk on his face. Due to the sun in his eyes, he couldn't quite make out the mans face. Crowboy said in a seductive tone, "If it's sex you want, than sex you'll get" and with that, he proceeded to unbutton his pants. The stranger was mortified, as his only intention was to preserve the field in its original state. As Crowboy approached, the stranger ran back to his house.
Later that night whilst Crowboy was watching his favourite program "Bag Girls Club", he was interrupted by a phone call. It was the local police. They informed him that due to an earlier incident, someone was pressing charges against him for sexual assault.
Little did Crowboy know, that stranger was well respected in his town. In fact, that stranger just so happened to be...
his father.
A well known subversive and lefty who had a reputation for going down...under
and always taking sombody with.
Crow boys straight right rite practices so incensed his dear old dad the poor man
flamed out and blew the erection to City Father. Seeking revenge on that tight
ass boy he stopped in at the Jiffy Lube and...
...and approached the counter. Crowboy wasn't sure what they were doing there. As his father approached the counter, Crowboy stood and waited. The Jiffy Lube was hot, and stuffy. Having spent his day in the field, Crowboy had had little to drink and was not beginning to feel particularly parched, and somewhat nauseated. The room began to spin, and not knowing quite what to do, Crowboy made a dash through the door.
The cooler air hit him with unabashedly, and he ran faster and faster, trying to capture as much of it as it could. It was calming, he felt. As he ran, he heard behind him his father yelling for him to stop. He didn't want to. He ran further, and further until he couldn't hear anything.
Not quite knowing where he was going, and still a little dizzy from the spinning room, Crowboy tripped, and tumbled, and then everything went dark...












you.
you.
I knew full well who they were, and all about them!









one of these instead.

