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Yeah dabackadahed. Or if I'm looking at you dafrunadahed.
"Square cut trunks" (and "trunk" is a silly enough term for a swimsuit already)..: really!??!!! It's the only decent cut for a male swinsuit!!!!![]()
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Fucking American YOKELS![]()
^ you'll only find .01% of American males wearing any of those. 99.99% are wearing board shorts that extend below the knee with underwear underneath.

Americans would not care about silly bodies (from the hyperbloated they call "beefy", to the sickly ones, be it the obese or the scrawny version), but they are very sensitive to what they would think of as "silly clothing"![]()

^ About 4 or 5 steps and you'd have a wedgie that would attract the whole beach.
An then of course there is the sand thing.
