Post something just for the heck of it

[belamyi]

XD, si te gusta chupar del bote te encanta eso que llamas sistema liberal: el secreto es que ese bote liberal es un club muy exclusivo, y los demás solo tienen acceso por invitación, porque una perfecta igualdad de condiciones y oportunidades anula las aspiraciones de los que desean ser mucho más que los demás, sin ser ni ofrecer más que los demás.

Aparte del cuento del guiñol del comunista y el patrón, está el del ladrón que llama "oportunidad" a robar lo que otros levantaron con su esfuerzo: cierta banca, de lo más solvente, exclusivo y hasta filantrópico de España, se engendró así; y, bueno, ejemplos cotidianos, los conoces tú, yo y todo el mundo.

Miserables bajitos, calvos y de los que se burlaba hasta su padre los ha habido catoliquísimos, generalísimos y respetadísimos con un minuto de silencio en la ONU, agradeciendo que no fueran fascistas más allá de sus fronteras.

A los más miserables nunca se les abrirán los ojos para darse cuenta de que el envoltorio rojo, azul, verde o amarillo no hace ni distinto, ni mejor, lo que los líderes y sus adoctrinados intentan vender como salvación y verdad.

 

[belamyi]

It's based on an old (and rather lame) bit of American humor that goes like this:

Guy #1: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell out -- who was left?
Guy #2: Repeat.
Guy #1: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell out -- who was left?
Guy #2: Repeat.
Guy #1: Pete and Repeat were on a boat....

And on and on. It's a juvenile play on words that I found stupid when I was in fifth grade (I refused to play along; I just said "No one is named "Repete").

So the image is a comment on the inanity of the supposed humor which has been making something of a comeback.

So the inclusion of the explosion is sheer inanity, with no intended "sense" at all.

 

[Kulindahr]

So the inclusion of the explosion is sheer inanity, with no intended "sense" at all.

No, it's a comment on the inanity -- the equivalent of hitting an "ABORT" button, thus a way of saying "STFU".

 

[belamyi]

^ Uh, oh, I see, thank you

 

[belamyi]

XD, si te gusta chupar del bote te encanta eso que llamas sistema liberal: el secreto es que ese bote liberal es un club muy exclusivo, y los demás solo tienen acceso por invitación, porque una perfecta igualdad de condiciones y oportunidades anula las aspiraciones de los que desean ser mucho más que los demás, sin ser ni ofrecer más que los demás.

Aparte del cuento del guiñol del comunista y el patrón, está el del ladrón que llama "oportunidad" a robar (muy legalmente, Dios nos libre de lo contrario), lo que otros levantaron con su esfuerzo: cierta banca, de lo más solvente, exclusivo y hasta filantrópico de España, se engendró así; y, bueno, ejemplos cotidianos, los conoces tú, yo y todo el mundo.

Miserables bajitos, calvos y de los que se burlaba hasta su padre los ha habido catoliquísimos, generalísimos y respetadísimos con un minuto de silencio en la ONU, agradeciendo que no fueran fascistas más allá de sus fronteras.

A los más miserables nunca se les abrirán los ojos para darse cuenta de que el envoltorio rojo, azul, verde o amarillo no hace ni distinto, ni mejor, lo que los iluminados líderes y sus adoctrinados secuaces intentan vender como salvación y verdad.

 

[Kulindahr]

^
You manage to stretch my Spanish repeatedly -- I actually learned a conversational Cuban version, definitely different.

 

[belamyi]

^
You manage to stretch my Spanish repeatedly -- I actually learned a conversational Cuban version, definitely different.

XD, if you like to suck the boat you love what you call the liberal system: the secret is that this liberal boat is a very exclusive club, and the others only have access by invitation, because a perfect equality of conditions and opportunities cancels the aspirations of those who want to be much more than others, without being or offering more than others.

Apart from the story of the puppet of the communist and the boss, there is that of the thief who calls "opportunity" to steal (very legally, God forbid otherwise), what others raised with their effort: a certain bank, of the most solvent, exclusive and even philanthropic of Spain, it was engendered thus; and, well, everyday examples, you know them, me and everyone.

Miserable short, bald men, who even his father made fun of, have been very Catholic, very general and highly respected with a minute of silence at the UN, thanking [STRIKE]them[/STRIKE] him [STRIKE]that they were not fascists beyond their borders.[/STRIKE] that he was not a fascist beyond his borders.

The most miserable will never have their eyes opened to realize that the red, blue, green or yellow wrapping does neither different nor better than what enlightened leaders and their indoctrinated henchmen try to sell as salvation and truth.

Google got that important part particularly wrong

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[Alistair]

 

[purina]

 

[johaninsc]

 

[johaninsc]

 

[Peloso]

 

[belamyi]

^ You will be killing some people with boredom.

Not only because of what it says, but because it's about dogs

 

[Vannie]

 

[belamyi]

 

[Peloso]

^ You will be killing some people with boredom.

Not only because of what it says, but because it's about dogs

It almost made me teary eyed.

Forgive me for boring you, O Great One.

 

[belamyi]

It almost made me teary eyed.

Forgive me for boring you, O Great One.

I wasn't talking about me being bored: I am not "some people" . And I was rather amused, though not to teary laughter like you.

 

[Peloso]

^ I was moved, not amused.

I hope that in your next life you come back as a big, juicy, delicious looking lobster.

 

[belamyi]

^ I was moved, not amused.

I hope that in your next life you come back as a big, juicy, delicious looking lobster.

Again?!!

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[Peloso]

That was you??!!!!