Promising Thread Title

[fabulouslyghetto]

PMs the mods (who I'm buddy-buddy with) to unlock the thread.

 

[Alpha1851]

Deletes profile and creates a new one.

Emerges as a likable, sexy newbie with pics I stole from a straight myspace profile who isn't likely to catch me using his pics on a gay website.

Posts that FG is hot and he needs be fucked. HARD!

 

[Alpha1851]

Bitches about the mods being biased and complains about the censorship on JUB.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Defends the mods.

Mod slips a $5 bill into my back pocket for my services. and gives me a pat on the butt.

We both look around to make sure no JUBers saw us.

 

[Kulindahr]

Posts claiming credit for thread being unlocked.

 

[Críostóir]

Bitches about the mods being biased and complains about the censorship on JUB.

Bitches about the bitching.

 

[Kulindahr]

Post quoting one post but with a quote from another.

 

[Kulindahr]

Post, Hot Topics, generic, for use in

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Creates another profile on my desktop PC and throws shade at Kuli.

 

[Alpha1851]

Creates thread whining how no one in the gay community will ask the poster out on a date.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Gives Alpha generic praise and a proverbial pat on the back. Promise a perfect white knight will come along one day if she just (inserts cliche step-by-step guide for finding perfect man; something about patience or a strict selective process).

 

[Alpha1851]

Bitches about the bitching.

Points out that member is not a JUB Supporter, and therefore, has no right to bitch about anything.

 

[Críostóir]

Points out that member is not a JUB Supporter, and therefore, has no right to bitch about anything.

Long tirade about economic elitism and how being a supporter or not shouldn't make a difference to one's right to complain.

 

[Críostóir]

Angry that the above post is degrading to muslims.

Angry post flaming about how Islam is degrading to JUB posters.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Posts a story about an Iraqi man beating his wife. Story doesn't say whether or not he's Muslim but you get the point.

 

[Alpha1851]

Interrupts flame war by offering tea.

 

[Críostóir]

Oblique comment about "subpontic lifeforms."

 

[syntax]

Western Canadian makes suggestive comment about blacks.

 

[Alpha1851]

Asks, "Do they have blacks in Canada?"

 

[Kulindahr]

Post arguing that it's all the fault of Bush.