Promising Thread Title

[Alpha1851]

Demands a link to an article which proves that it's Bush's fault.

Notices a bisexual posting in the thread and points out that he's really gay and needs to stop pretending. Points out that bisexuals are a disgrace to the gay community.

 

[Kulindahr]

Post saying that if other nations would actually do anything, people on JUB would talk about them more.

 

[Kulindahr]

Link to You-Tube of an Obama campaign speech.

 

[Alpha1851]

Responds to Youtube vid w/ "you've been brainwashed by the Obama Company." Posts ten links to various propaganda to prove I'm right.

Blames the U.S. for every single problem in the world.

 

[Críostóir]

Expression of relief that the poster expressed no finding of toothsomeness, as it were.

Gruff response.

 

[Kulindahr]

Post urging the mods to find if Jasun is using Alpha1851 as a cover name.

 

[Kulindahr]

Post full of extra Capitalized Words and punctuation marks! That don't belong "In The Middle" of a Sentence but try HARD to enhance the "Meaning" of the Post.

 

[syntax]

Welsh poster asks for a definition of "gruff"

 

[Alpha1851]

Puts Syntax on ignore list, and creates a signature letting Syntax know that she's ignoring him.

 

[syntax]

kills thread, as usual.

 

[Críostóir]

Fairly ineffective, totally lame attempt at humor, clumsily using a time and culture-specific reference.

Post making fun of KalEilde for missing the reference completely.

 

[kevbo]

Post stating I need some sort of drink

 

[kevbo]

Reassures everyone I don't have a drinking problem

 

[Críostóir]

Post explaining the "gruff" and "subpontic" references.

 

[kevbo]

Tells everyone I'm not an attention whore

 

[kevbo]

Wonders if anyone likes me

 

[ixthrock]

paragraph expressing undue and unasked-for, perhaps disgusting to contemplate, extremely personal... information. Long rambling internal structure designed to "lift and separate" the ideas presented in the first sentence of this paragraph to make them sexy and alluring, like so many neon tarts, but its use of gimmicks (such as complex and long-winded paranthetical expressions and non-sequitir metaphors) merely bores the reader, causing them to skip ahead to the... Preposterous Final Statement that is sort of lukewarm outrageuos.


eppigrammatical,

haiku wannabe, lame-ass

free verse.

 

[Alpha1851]

Reassures Kevbo that he's amazing and wants to be Kevbo's husband.

Behind Kevbo's back, bitches about him fishing for compliments.

 

[Críostóir]

Wonders if anyone likes me

Post assuring kevbo that someone probably does...but no one here.

 

[Críostóir]

Post attacking previous poster for being mean to kevbo.