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blackbeltninja
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^Ouch. Rough day? 
Still can't say I disagree, though. Hang in there!
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Still can't say I disagree, though. Hang in there!
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Want to take a holiday? Be sure to ask permission well in advance.
Want to visit the other side of the world? Save up for a few years and then you may.
Want a place to call home? Sure, that'll be half your salary for you pauper!
Want your home to be powered? Pay for it yourself! The walls and ceilings 35yrs old cost ALL the rent we charge you!
Want to eat? Well make do with spaghetti on toast cos you can't afford to eat meat on what you've got left of your salary. Don't complain, at least you're eating.
Want your kids to have a happy childhood? Well tell them a rubix cube is the in-thing and keep them away from other children so they don't find out OR buy them what the other kids have and be in debt for the next five years, your choice.
Want to stop slaving away in a dead end job? Well go back to school, but remember, you have to pay for it yourself cos you had your shot like everybody else, but wait, you can't on your salary, oh well, never mind.
Like to watch television and its pointless but addictive trash to help you escape from the stresses of reality? No problem, but don't forget to watch the ads where we will show you all sorts of goodies that you'll never be able to afford until the day they become yesterdays in-thing.
Want to pursue your dreams, of course you can, just as long as you fit them in between your ridiculously long hours of work and sleep and general housekeeping, and remember to keep your dreams small, cos dreams cost money, and you pauper person probably don't have much, no, wait, what am i thinking, there is no probably about it, why would we want you little pauper person to be free and wealthy, who would do our boring jobs, its not like we have machines or computers, oh, no wait again, we do, but ya know, that wouldn't make us money, i mean, we only get money when we take it from YOU!!!
Want a drink of water? Well get your wallet out then buddy, water is scarce around these parts ya know, a lot of our water got wasted way back when they built the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, now we have to be careful where the water goes. What's that? Oceans, Seas, Lakes? Do you have any idea how much it costs to dig a hole in a canal making process, shovels aren't cheap ya know, don't even get me started on buckets for wells, all that wood and rope is even more scarce, what with the whole hanging people from the gallows that we used to do, oops, still do on occasion here and there, ya know, in poorer nations where its cost effective not to have to feed the convicts.
Want to help make the world a better place? Great idea, just tick this here box and i'll do it all for you so you can continue with your busy life without having to worry your little pauper mind all about it. If i let you down tho, just remember, i'm not a miracle worker and will probably be moaned at for not doing the right thing in the end, hands tied and all that, gotta go where the money is in the end and all that, yeah, i mean the bank, costs money to do great things and its not like we get a lot from you little pauper people now is it, oh, hang on, actually, thats pretty much where we only get our money, guess we'll just have to charge you more, and then a little bit extra cos we're in debt and the bankers are working frightfully hard building their money mountains so we can pay off the devil when he shows up in 2012 or somethin i think it is, money well spent that'll be.
Feeling a little drained now? Sit back, drink a cuppa, put your feet up and read a book. We recommend a holy book, rivetting story and will answer all your worries, just have faith and leave the rest to fate.
Now stop questioning the status quo now won't you, it won't help us in the end, nobody likes change. Especially the moneymen, they only deal in notes ya know.
Right, that's off my chest, now i'm off to have a shave for work at the store tomorrow so that my appearance encourages more little pauper people to buy an extra loaf of bread!!!
Happiness is not a choice just like being gay is not a choice. I didn't choose to be depressed since 1979.
If I had a choice, I would probably say that I've had enough but I'm not going to kill myself because I'm chicken, and I wouldn't do that to my mom.
We all have good times and bad times. The key is to try to make the best of it and dont go and hang yourself even though you may feel like it.
yes if you're gay you can't do something about it to change your sexual orientation, but if you're depressed, will you let your self suffer from it just because of the thought that happiness is not a choice?Happiness is not a choice just like being gay is not a choice.
Always putting £ $ first instead of generosity and kindness.
British keyboard is slightly different. ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( )
The @ is two keys along from L and the # is the other side of that (no shift needed)
Want to eat? Well make do with spaghetti on toast cos you can't afford to eat meat on what you've got left of your salary. Don't complain, at least you're eating.
Want your kids to have a happy childhood? Well tell them a rubix cube is the in-thing and keep them away from other children so they don't find out OR buy them what the other kids have and be in debt for the next five years, your choice.
Feeling a little drained now? Sit back, drink a cuppa, put your feet up and read a book. We recommend a holy book, rivetting story and will answer all your worries, just have faith and leave the rest to fate.
