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RedFox70 Appreciation Thread...
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[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial] A[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name.
Not ever."
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The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not
be able to represent you."
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"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
and he left the agent's office.
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FIVE YEARS LATER...... The agent opens an envelope sent to his [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.
The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed...
Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to
become an actor in Hollywood . You told me I needed to change
my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought
about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change
my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I
signed with another agent. I would never have made it without
changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my
appreciation.
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Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
(I don't care who you are, that's funny.)
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Throughout my ( 7 
) years on JUB, there have been far too few Females that have joined Us. And, of those who have, as strong as they may have been, only a Few, of the FEW, have made such a lasting impression, through their efforts to "Run" with "US", all the "Boys", as Str8/Bi/Gay, as we may be! 
Currently? I can only think (am aware of) 4 that are still hanging in there, and blessing "Us" with their presence!
For what it's worth, the Foxy 'Scarlet' is one of the Best!
Though I have a much stronger connection with 'eJoan', redfox70 is a True Treasure to be Cherished beyond Measure!
) years on JUB, there have been far too few Females that have joined Us. And, of those who have, as strong as they may have been, only a Few, of the FEW, have made such a lasting impression, through their efforts to "Run" with "US", all the "Boys", as Str8/Bi/Gay, as we may be! Currently? I can only think (am aware of) 4 that are still hanging in there, and blessing "Us" with their presence!
For what it's worth, the Foxy 'Scarlet' is one of the Best!
Though I have a much stronger connection with 'eJoan', redfox70 is a True Treasure to be Cherished beyond Measure!
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Chaz is just a bit older than me and
he has been on JUB just a bit longer than me.
We've been buds since KEVBO was a calf.
But, he is right...no disrespect to any other
interiorly plumbed personalities but the twin cousins...
Paddles aka EJ or joan and Puddles aka Scarlette Vixen
(and variations) or redfox70 or strong, dynamic, funny and
even though the plumbing isn't right....they are....Totally.
he has been on JUB just a bit longer than me.
We've been buds since KEVBO was a calf.
But, he is right...no disrespect to any other
interiorly plumbed personalities but the twin cousins...
Paddles aka EJ or joan and Puddles aka Scarlette Vixen
(and variations) or redfox70 or strong, dynamic, funny and
even though the plumbing isn't right....they are....Totally.
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Lefty! 
That almost sounds as though you've had as much Vodka, Tequila, or 'whatever', as I've had Brandy, and still, in spite of our best efforts, not quite being able to express our full appreciation for the Fairer Sex who are so effectively frolicking amongst "Us"!
Hey! I'm hoping that All might catch a glimpse of what we're, sincerely, trying to say!
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
That almost sounds as though you've had as much Vodka, Tequila, or 'whatever', as I've had Brandy, and still, in spite of our best efforts, not quite being able to express our full appreciation for the Fairer Sex who are so effectively frolicking amongst "Us"!
Hey! I'm hoping that All might catch a glimpse of what we're, sincerely, trying to say!
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
What more can I say?
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Above was written under the influence of coffee...since 0400. Bloody Mary
is at 1100 (now) and martinis after lunch (1400) But those truths remain
self-evident, self-assured even as the ladies are awarded honorary manhoods
(or cursed depending on view point) Now Ladiez...back to work....
is at 1100 (now) and martinis after lunch (1400) But those truths remain
self-evident, self-assured even as the ladies are awarded honorary manhoods
(or cursed depending on view point) Now Ladiez...back to work....
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Someone is in trouble for not telling me about this thread! 
Maybe a few of you! 
I wouldn't want to miss a chance to celebrate the wonderfulness of Puddles - the best sister I've ever had.
Maybe a few of you! I wouldn't want to miss a chance to celebrate the wonderfulness of Puddles - the best sister I've ever had.
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Aw! i think, considering our past, mutual, assumptions of awareness, considering various threads/topics, that were not actually inclusive 
, I find I must assume the blame for this most recent omission!
Is "gentle" and option?
Does silk/velvet sting?
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
, I find I must assume the blame for this most recent omission! Is "gentle" and option?
Does silk/velvet sting?
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
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...I find I must assume the blame for this most recent omission!
Is "gentle" and option?
Does silk/velvet sting?...
It's negotiable.
However, in light of your quick assumption of blame, I might "force" you to provide personal services instead.
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Oops, I meant "cousin". Damn, I've always wanted a sister.
