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Cat’s enticingly furry tummy actually a terrible trap
A cat lying on its back enticing you to nuzzle its lovely, fuzzy tummy is actually luring you into a trap, according to reports today.
The cat, which looks so harmless and innocent with his little legs up in the air and the soft fur of his tummy just sitting there waiting to be affectionately tickled, is actually a dangerous, dead-eyed psychopath just waiting for your hand to get within reach.
Survivors of the tummy have described it as being “like a trap loaded with springs and razors, accompanied by the sound of an angry kettle”, but how could such a wonderfully fluffy tumkin lead to anything like that?
“He looks so lovely,” said enthusiastic cat-petter Simone Williams, as her hand drifted ever closer to a terrible doom.
“I’ll just give a scootch to his tummy for a minute or two and then go and get on with my day.
“I’m sure he’ll be grateful and affectionate and I won’t need any of that antiseptic or plasters, so I’ve no idea why you keep hanging round clutching them with an air of trepidation.
“Maybe I’ll blow a raspberry on his tummy. He’s sure to love that.”
Thank you, it started off badly but did get better 
I hope all is nice and relaxed for you this evening - I’m glad work at least finished better than it started.


I hope all is OK today whether you are at work or not. It didn’t rain here quite as much as forecast, but next weekend, although milder, is not looking too good. I’ve got various jobs done today and I’m looking forward to relaxing this evening.
Thanks, I've been having a very lazy day today 
Good evening, Foxy.I hope all is nice and relaxed for you this evening - I’m glad work at least finished better than it started.
. I’m OK today, but feel sleepy - I think it’s the change of the clocks and the dark nights all combined.
Those names are so rude and the cats so funny!More if each please, I love them all.
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I'm very glad that you enjoyed the cats and the name generators, I will try to post more of them, but the really good ones are in short supply. That's just on Google though, maybe my good friend Pinterest can help me out 
Happy Monday Foxy
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So true! 
I hope you’ve had a great day in the sunny weather we had today. It’s so sad about that crash and that all five were killed. Hopefully people will come together, at this difficult time, and help out as much as possible. The cause of the crash must be found out quickly to help prevent another one from happening.

I hope you’ve had a great day. I’ve had a good day, and bought some home made chocolates with marzipan. Yum, yum.
They could be, they're having a good season after a difficult start. However, the games between the 2 teams are always difficult to predict. I didn't eat any at all! I'm saving myself for Christmas! 
, and a very Happy Birthday to you


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