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Once again, courtesy of my beloved cousin, an assortment of jokes. Some of them are quite corny, but I think there are still a few good chuckles to be had....

The original poster also claimed that the Holmes and Watson joke was the greatest joke ever! 
Thanks, as usual, a win for my boys will give me a happy 
I'm glad you enjoyed the corn It’s a question I’ve been asked in media interviews on a number of occasions; why are there no openly gay footballers in the men’s professional game in England?
It’s also a question I’ve never really had an answer to, not a good one anyway. The best I can come up with is that I have no idea. That’s truthful, but to be honest I always feel a little ashamed that I don’t have a better explanation.
Today English football shows its solidarity towards the LGBT+ community by backing the Rainbow Laces campaign, in conjunction with Stonewall.
“Hopefully it won’t have escaped anyone’s attention that today we highlight the Rainbow Laces campaign. This season it is known as ‘Lace Up and Speak Up’!
“Each year it feels like it gets more prominent and this is important. It is clearly an area in which we as a game, particularly on the men’s side, have far more to do before we can consider it a truly welcoming and inclusive environment for members of the LGBT community.
“I have to be honest, there are times when I personally am guilty of complacency with this issue in particular because to me it is just so normal that people should feel safe to be exactly who they are, free from judgement or prejudice.
“I honestly believe that in the team itself, in this country certainly but also Germany and others, it would be absolutely welcomed. Hand on heart, I think players throughout the professional men’s game would think: cool, delighted you can be yourself, this is how it should be… now let’s work!
“But me saying that and believing that is one thing. The fact that in men’s professional football in the biggest leagues there are no openly gay players means we have more to do and campaigns like this matter so much.
“I was lucky to spend some time with Meikayla Moore from the LFC Women’s team in the build-up to today. It was to create a video for our supporters which would help raise awareness. What an incredible person Meikayla is. Inspirational.
“And I learned from her. I am 54 and I think and I hope a well-educated person on these matters, but she still told me things which opened my eyes and opened my mind. Listening to her was important for me. It broadened my understanding even further.
“This is how we really make the progress whereby those who play and those who support will truly feel free and comfortable to be exactly who they are while being in our game, be it dressing room or the terraces. Fully included, no worry or anxiety to hide their true selves because football has a closed mind.
“I hope all our fans take the opportunity around this fixture to research and look up some of the great work being done in this area. You’re never too old to improve yourself, I’ve learned that. Life is more fun when you are tolerant and inclusive. It’s those who aren’t who are missing out.

Good afternoon my dear Miss Fuzz-Face. 
Such adorable nephews and neices 
Indeed they are and indeed it did
Thanks, I think you know by now what will make my day a good one
Gorgeous family photos 
Indeed it was, the only weak spot being the goal conceded. However, yet again the lads were clinical with their finishing and scored 4 magnificent goals 
but in the end they got their just rewards
, even if they did leave it so very, very late 
