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Oh my goodness!
Thank you my dear Miss Fuzz-Face for the funnies. I was feeling down today and they lifted my spirits.
The hair dye I used caused a severe allergic reaction and after the doc gave me a series of injections, my hair was cut off.
Your Mr. Fluff-Butt is not so fluffy anymore.
Sorry to hear that. I hope you are feeling well At least your hair will grow back, won't it?
Good morning my dear Miss Fuzz-Face
Been a tough season for my lads and they have not done very well at all, which is understandable when one sees what they are up against (a lot of cheating going onYour lads matches have not been shown here lately. Probably because they a #5 on the table
). They finished in 5th place, which means they will not be in the Champions League next season but will still be in European competition but one which is regarded over here as somewhat inferior. But hey, to look on the bright side, it is the only trophy we haven't won in the last few years so I hope they can really go for it 
Hello, Sir Knight
As always it's great to see you 
Greetings, most beloved of cousinsA new way to have your coffee.
Very cute way of sweetening the coffee, but I hope there is no more than half a teaspoon of sugar in that cloud! 
Having short hair is proving to be very comfortable, especially in work. Also, a lot of people have been complimenting it, saying it really suits me 
Black coffee for me. Wouldn't a sugar bowl and spoon be more convenient?
