Roommates and neighbors going at it...

[PerpetuallyHard312]

I just heard my neighbors go at it a little while ago...and man were they fucking loud! Not so much vocally...but they were fucking so hard that my wall and bed were shaking. I thought I heard them have sex before a few months ago, but if they were they weren't like this...I KNEW they were gay! I fucking knew it! They were so loud that l got text messages that I was the one making too much noise and making shit fall from the ceiling! I hear my staight, pig, womanizing roommate have sex from time to time too...but I don't care about him. And when the girl who sent me the text knock on their door to ask them to keep it down they said they were "exercising"LOL Yeah...some workout. Lucky bastards...I wish I had someone to tell me to "Stretch their ass"

So does anyone else have a little anecdote to tell about hearing their roommates and or neighbors having hot hard sex? Or maybe being overheard yourself?

 

[Gamby6]

I lol hard at excuse. Ya I do have story to share. Few years back, I lived in an old apartment where my up room neighbour fucked almost every night that I could hear them screaming clearly and banging on my ceiling. They were kind of punctual I must say. It usually starts around 10 and only last for like 20 mins. It wasn't that loud to get annoyed and doesn't last long so I never complain.

 

[Absolut]

I wish I had someone to tell me to "Stretch their ass"

That...is hilarious.

Next time rub one out and try and outdo them!

 

[walkingonsnow]

When I was young, our apartment used to be next to this other apartment, and my room and the next apartment room windows were huge but not that far apart. And I would catch the then university boy always jacking off without him noticing me because he thought my bed time was at 8.

He was bisexual so I also caught him having sex with men and women from time to time. He also had this black Dildo which he used to sit on from time to time. Was I supposed to know all this? No no . But why do you think I asked my parents for binoculars so many times?

He really helped me figure out what's supposed to happen in sex. It was porn without all the dumb ass music.

What's amazing is outside his room he was such a goody goody, all the parents in the neighborhood wanted their boys to follow him as an example/role model.

Good times. Wonder where Timothy is now.

 

[Centexfarmer]

A buddy of mine decided that we'd drop by a mutual friends house one afternoon unannounced, and as we approached the door we hear from the other side, "Don't ever stop fucking me! Damned your good!"

Both of us were like, "WTF?"

It was definitely his moaning from inside the apartment.

I told my buddy that he should go ahead and knock on the door really loud.

When he did it got really quite in that dude's apartment, and after about a minute or two he came to the door looking like he just got up from a nap and casually said, "Wassup?"

Turned out he was alone and jerking to Gay Porn, and up to that point we both thought for sure that he was straight!

Good times!

 

[Seasoned]

I remember when my partner and I had a house on a quiet residential street. He kept screaming at the top of his lungs, "fuck me, fuck me!" Well, it was summer and the windows were open. By the time we finished I thought there'd be a line of guys wanting to take their turn.

 

[PerpetuallyHard312]

Absolut: lol you should have heard them...well they weren't so much vocal...but the fucking bed was moving so hard that the wall and my bed was shaking a little...and it sounded like there were more than the 2 who answered the door...I couldn't outdo them if I tried

bw:......wow....

huntneo: Exactly! I got my roommate to move his bed to the other side of his room thank god. And as for my neighbors...I doubt they'll be that loud when they're "exercising" again.

 

[walkingonsnow]

The owner later told me that he never once cleaned the apartment in the 5 years he lived there and she had to hire a professional cleaning company.

Wow... some people...

And here I thought my house is dirty cuz I've been spending the past week at my boyfriend's house

 

[PerpetuallyHard312]

And they're at it again...same time as yesterday..I do believe we have a schedule here.

 

[Reality101]

Be like my old neighbor and beat on the wall with your fist screaming "I KNOW what you are doing!" We weren't even that loud he was just an angry sex deprived man

 

[bankside]

I think you should beat on the wall and say "Louder! Do it again!"

Exhibitionists need some appreciation in this world.

 

[PerpetuallyHard312]

And you know, for some strange reason, when I hear them I get a shitload of butterflies in my stomach and then I have to go to the bathroom. I have no clue as to why I feel that way. I haven't felt that way since I was little and I knew I was in some deep shit. Maybe it's becasue I'm still a virgin? Idk

 

[Alpha1851]

Common courtesy people--if you have a noisy, raggedy ass bed...please do your neighbors a favor and move it away from the wall before having sex. And if you have a noisy partner--put a gag over their mouths. Especially if you have sex when others may be sleeping.

I enjoyed my experiences in the dorm and early apt. living. But, I've always wondered why some people think it's okay, or even ultra cool to be THAT loud. It's just plain rude.

I shouldn't be able to hear your radio, television, musical instrument, argument, or orgasm just as no one should have to deal w/ my dog barking.

 

[kguy3387]

our neighbors do every once in awhile. we have to lay in bed very quietly to hear them. my S.O. is totally grossed out by it, but i find it rather soothing. it's that little human connection

 

[Pushyourluck]

I used to live next door to a couple who would have really loud, hard, fast sex for like an hour and then the next day you'd hear him beat her up and then they'd have really loud sex again afterwards. She sounded like she was enjoying herself up until the point he beat on her.

 

[Under-taken]

Not quite the same, but in High School walked in on a guy I knew getting a handjob from his girlfriend in the change rooms. He saw me but she didnt, weird thing is we've become friends now but have never spoken about it, but we both can tell the other knows!

 

[bayern20]

My two encounters of people having some form of sex have both been odd.

The first happened when I was about nine years old living in a very small community. I was out and about near my house (near a neighbors) and as i passed the window I saw my neighbor and his wife having sex. The blinds and everything were open.

The second happened about a year ago(24) when I was doing some landscaping work outside..beautiful sunny day..and I was concentrating..then I hear a girl crying..(I was at the back of the house) to be honest she sounded quiet young..at first i didn't make anything off it and was kinda annoyed by the crying..i was moving back and forth over the course of the backyard doing work and when i came closer to the fence that separated(you couldn't see the other side) i just heard the male who seemed the same age talking really sexually.(asking her to do sexual thing) i think he may have been forcing the girl but i remember seeing their mom (i would assume|)a bit earlier..so obviously i didn't get in the middle of that.
seemed they were related.

 

[Georgiadude]

The second happened about a year ago(24) when I was doing some landscaping work outside..beautiful sunny day..and I was concentrating..then I hear a girl crying..(I was at the back of the house) to be honest she sounded quiet young..at first i didn't make anything off it and was kinda annoyed by the crying..i was moving back and forth over the course of the backyard doing work and when i came closer to the fence that separated(you couldn't see the other side) i just heard the male who seemed the same age talking really sexually.(asking her to do sexual thing) i think he may have been forcing the girl but i remember seeing their mom (i would assume|)a bit earlier..so obviously i didn't get in the middle of that.
seemed they were related.[/QUOTE]


that's disturbing and sad. To know someone is possibly being abused and not do anything about it. Most sexual abuse occurs in families and goes unreported. Someone has to step up and help the victim. Instead people put their head in the sand or look the other way. Pathetic. I'd be too ashamed of myself to tell a story like that but that's just me.

 

[bayern20]

that's disturbing and sad. To know someone is possibly being abused and not do anything about it. Most sexual abuse occurs in families and goes unreported. Someone has to step up and help the victim. Instead people put their head in the sand or look the other way. Pathetic. I'd be too ashamed of myself to tell a story like that but that's just me.

I thought about it then and after.(because i would be coming back to the same spot another few times) Then I got home and told my best friend (this guys is the nicest and most moral person you will find) and he didn't say anything. He thought it was disturbing too but he didn't say much after that about it.

So that made me think that I probably did the right thing.

The thing is too, I couldn't be positive. I didn't see what they were doing and the language was not 100% certain though it seemed sexual to me...but it wasn't obvious...ie "suck my dick" etc

 

[Georgiadude]

I don't want to hijack this thread and turn it into something it wasn't intended to be. I'll say this and leave it at that.

There is NO excuse for turning your head and leaving a defenseless child in an abusive situation. NONE. Your the adult and could have done something about it. You didn't. If you weren't sure then you should have looked into it further. Look over the fence. Knock on the door and tell the mother you heard a child crying in the back yard. Walk around the fence and see if you could see something. Call the police and tell them what you heard. Let them investigate it further.

Anyone that doesn't see something is wrong with a child "possibly" being abused is not "moral and nice". It's sad and frankly chaps my ass.

I don't know you and I wasn't there. However what your describing makes me sick. If it were your child crying and being told to do something would you want someone to step up or walk away, doing nothing?????

I'll stop before I get myself into trouble.

Steven.