Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

"Are you OK mate!? You don't look your normal cheerful self!"

"I'm a bit worried about my next assignment at College! It's a really important one! You know I'm doing a course in catering and our teacher has told us that we need to do a menu that's off the scale and really wacky!"

"Well maybe I can give you a few pointers! I've done that course myself so if you'd like to pop round to my house this evening I can show you sonething really novel involving a rump steak and some hot mayonnaise!"

"Thanks mate! Really appreciate it!"

( So fucking gorgeous but so fucking naive!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Are you the boy who delivers the papers in Connaught Road!?"

"Yeah that's right!"

"Well Are you in the market to make some extra dosh!?"

"Always mate!"

"Well there are two chaps at number 25 who are very grateful to you for pushing the paper through their letterbox every morning and they'd like to repay you by pushing something through YOUR opening!

"Dunno mate! Never taken it up the arse before!"

"Well with the sort of money they're thinking of paying yoh you'll never have to do another paper round in your life!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"She won't hurt ya mate! She's a little sweetheart! Not like the other bitch in my life- the one that shares my bed! She's got sharper fucking teeth than this one!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"All right mate! When ya mum's out we do what you want and I will take yer trainers off and worship yer feet but I desperately need to get my nose wedged up yer shitter cos you've been flashing yer smelly arse under my nose all fucking morning!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Well my hobby is bell ringing but I bet I could get a decent tune out of your bell end so drop yer trackie bottoms!"

Ding dong!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The trouble with sleeping rough in a deserted building is that you never know who you're gonna wake up next to!

Some guy I'd never met before just ripped the seat out of my undies and fucked me bareback! Didn't even ask! So fucking rude but do you know the rudest thing of all!?

He didn't even leave me his mobile number so I could thank him and arrange the next arse pounding!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Well you're as ugly as sin and covered in tattoos which I hate but I need to get my rocks off and fast so get those smelly pants off and assume the position!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's amazing the sort of rubbish yu come across when you work as a gardener! Just found this piece of shit asleep in the flower bed!Obviously broken in during the night so into my wheelbarrow he goes!

Handy cos I'd left my lunch at home so at least I can eat his arse out and that's my mid-morning break sorted!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I am something of a linguist so I just need to clarify one point here!

I see that you have the words SNIFF ME printed on your socks!

Now are you inviting somebody to sniff simply your feet or every fucking part of you!?

I am.hoping that the invitation.is extended to ripping off your Calvins and getting my nose as far up.your filthy little shitter as it is biologically possible to go!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I see that my thread has now been.merged with that started by Gaylad87 on 1 October 2017 which is fine by me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Those jeans look as if they were sprayed on!

I don't know how how long it took for you to be shoehorned into them but once I get you behind closed doors they'll be off quicker than you can say:

"Is that a canoe in your pants or are you just pleased to see me!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Kind of you to provide me with a diagram of what to do once I've pulled down the jeans of an 18 year old chav rentboy but if I ever find myself at a loss to do with such a peachy pair of buns you can put me on my funeral pyre and light it!"

 

[ausdude2010]

Not only are the pics hot as fuck but the commentary accompanying them takes it the next coco hardening level.

This also goes for the sniffing footballers arses thread.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not only are the pics hot as fuck but the commentary accompanying them takes it the next coco hardening level.

This also goes for the sniffing footballers arses thread.

Thanks for all your comments ausdude! They really mean a lot to me! I enjoy creating the commentaries to accompany the horny pics but as I said before it is important for me to receive feedback and know that I am giving you boys the sort of input that is going to have you reaching for your cocks and decorating the toilet wall with your hot creamy jizz!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When I signed up for this fishing course I didn't realise that I would be standing knee deep in a river with my bare arse exposed!"

"Lesson number one my son! When you have run out of bait you have to give the fish something to bite on and if they don't bite on that beautiful todger of yours I fucking well will!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I recognize you two dirty little sods from the time I spent in Benidorm! I can't imagine that anyone would want to go to that place of their own volition but I was sent there to conduct some English language tests!

You couldn't be bothered to make the "arduous" journey to the public toilet in Benidorm High Street! You just dropped your pants and had a six pound dump in the middle of the road!

I can see you can't keep your hands off each other so now you are back home why not take things to the next level and fuck each other's brains out in the middle of Chelmsford High Street!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Thanks for taking the time to talk to us boys!

We are conducting a scientific survey to prove that the pockmarks on a chav's face are inversely proportional to the smoothness and peachiness of his bum!

Man your faces have got more craters than the moon! Wonderful!

If you'd just like to cum one by one to my white van parked just over there I'll carry out my survey and give you a little boner......whoops I mean bonus for your time!

Thanks boys!"

 

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