The Original Gay Porn Community - Free Gay Movies and Photos, Gay Porn Site Reviews and Adult Gay Forums

  • Welcome To Just Us Boys - The World's Largest Gay Message Board Community

    In order to comply with recent US Supreme Court rulings regarding adult content, we will be making changes in the future to require that you log into your account to view adult content on the site.
    If you do not have an account, please register.
    REGISTER HERE - 100% FREE / We Will Never Sell Your Info

    PLEASE READ: To register, turn off your VPN (iPhone users- disable iCloud); you can re-enable the VPN after registration. You must maintain an active email address on your account: disposable email addresses cannot be used to register.

Scally/Chav Lads

"Mr.Brown does give us the weirdest Biology homework assignments!

You will need to do this exercise with a partner! Count he number of hairs on your partner's pucker hole and then count them again after your partner has had a dump! How many hairs were lost during the bowel evacuation!?

All the jock boys have paired up with their girlfriends to conduct this test but being the nerdy "Billy no mates" nobody wanted to be my partner!

So kind of Mr Brown to cum round to my house and do the experiment with me!

I hope he won't be too put off by my pale flesh ! Hopefully he will accept the invitation on my underpants!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_04b757a76b3dfd407a854e6eac13043e_156445f3_640.jpg
    tumblr_04b757a76b3dfd407a854e6eac13043e_156445f3_640.jpg
    111.6 KB · Views: 57
The first Superman film was made in 1978 and the decor of that room seems to reflect the period!

However that has nothing to do with you sweetheart sitting there in your little Superman cossie!

We all know that Superman had a morbid fear of Kryptonite but personally I have no fear of CRAPtonite and if you care to bend over and part those fluffy little cheeks of yours I'll show just how fond I am of it!
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_2400aa22e6db0d8ed1b0bf460b1e695c_a6e5019d_1280.jpg
    tumblr_2400aa22e6db0d8ed1b0bf460b1e695c_a6e5019d_1280.jpg
    486.3 KB · Views: 41
"I don't really see the point of shelling out on an expensive Dildo when a rusty spoke from your bicycle wheel will do the job just as well and save you shed loads of dosh!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_45617f527cec3e6d962974c742221c44_fb93a754_540.jpg
    tumblr_45617f527cec3e6d962974c742221c44_fb93a754_540.jpg
    70.7 KB · Views: 40
"Oh my God! If my stepfather comes in now and sees me squeezing the toothpaste from the top of the tube instead of the bottom I'm just worried that he's going to start squeezing HIS toothpaste as a top into MY bottom!
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_8e68f937b8c6c5b7997ecd151fcd9bf2_105f67ba_540.jpg
    tumblr_8e68f937b8c6c5b7997ecd151fcd9bf2_105f67ba_540.jpg
    43 KB · Views: 44
"I'm pretty versatile but how the fuck do you play Twister and a video game at the same time!?"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_79aa5157c3fcda3155febe9fac824c11_be8c869a_640.jpg
    tumblr_79aa5157c3fcda3155febe9fac824c11_be8c869a_640.jpg
    141.2 KB · Views: 53
Thanks for all your comments ausdude! They really mean a lot to me! I enjoy creating the commentaries to accompany the horny pics but as I said before it is important for me to receive feedback and know that I am giving you boys the sort of input that is going to have you reaching for your cocks and decorating the toilet wall with your hot creamy jizz!
You’re very welcome and you’re very right, all those posts especially the comments help me have a great wank resulting in a flood of cum. Keep it up so we can keep ours up!
 
"Grow you bugger grow!"

She'll be here in half an hour and it's just as limp as it was before I took the Viagra! I don't want her putting it round the Sixth Form College that I'm hung like a baby carrot!

If Pinocchio's nose grew each time he told a lie maybe the same thing will work with my todger!

I've told her enough lies to get round here so theoretically I should be able to catapult her out of the window!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_4c1cbeeedbb8dee1f4192ff091888a92_be73b314_540.jpg
    tumblr_4c1cbeeedbb8dee1f4192ff091888a92_be73b314_540.jpg
    94.6 KB · Views: 51
"You know its amazing but some kids reach their late teens and their parents just can't bear to tell them that Santa Claus doesn't exist!

In order to perpetuate this myth and not to disappoint those kids who have reached their majority Hamlyn's Toy store in London have been recruiting for a new type of Santa who.might appeal to the 18 year olds rather than the 6 year olds!

They are looking for a hunky young santa who can sit an 18 year old of either sex on his lap and shout out "Yo ho ho!" and really mean it!

The guy appointed to provide Christmas cheer to thousands of barely legal teens is pictured here and his jingle is"

"SANTA'S FROM THE NORTH POLE WITH A FUCKING GREAT POLE AND WHEN HE CUMS HE'LL FILL YOUR HOLE!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_mfutfirtew1s1kic0o1_500.jpg
    tumblr_mfutfirtew1s1kic0o1_500.jpg
    41.7 KB · Views: 44
"I just have to remember what my boyfriend said to me this morning!"

"Look sweetheart you mustn't get a complex about that sweet little button mushroom between your legs!

There is a very good reason why I call you my chocolate sundae!

When I get you on your back with your ankles resting on.my shoulders, I shoot two.pints of cream into your chocolate dispenser with such force that we get a few nice drops of strawberry jam et voila!

You're a bottom not a top!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_ocxsb75kVB1sw2209o1_400.jpg
    tumblr_ocxsb75kVB1sw2209o1_400.jpg
    31.9 KB · Views: 49
"After a period of greatness every country goes into decline and we are now a nation in decline but if you are suggesting that we have become the" arsehole of the world" I may have to come and spank you young man!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_p1u068bsy01vhzjmqo1_400.jpg
    tumblr_p1u068bsy01vhzjmqo1_400.jpg
    17.1 KB · Views: 51
"When I was young and we had an itchy arse we just scratched it till we got relief but the youth of today are so lazy! They have to get someone to do everything for them!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_d41a76930bc9a8a937592e2657151f20_efd6a296_400.gif
    tumblr_d41a76930bc9a8a937592e2657151f20_efd6a296_400.gif
    1.2 MB · Views: 116
".....and when you run.out of noses you have to make do with a curtain rod!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_d7312a7ad917164eccdf6172b6ff2801_7f4dc533_1280.jpg
    tumblr_d7312a7ad917164eccdf6172b6ff2801_7f4dc533_1280.jpg
    88.8 KB · Views: 42
Slightly off topic but I am reliably informed that those milk white baps belong to 31 year old British actor MAX PARKER!

I am given to wondering whether he was the original "Nosey Parker" and if so I would happily park my nose in there!
 

Attachments

  • gB3qE-XN_400x400.jpg
    gB3qE-XN_400x400.jpg
    21.1 KB · Views: 33
  • F6Cuap5XcAAV9SH.jpeg
    F6Cuap5XcAAV9SH.jpeg
    90.7 KB · Views: 44
Auguste Rodin sculpted "The Thinker" in Paris in 1904!

Scally Lad photographed "The Stinker" in Liverpool in 2023!
 

Attachments

  • GL_GM_7_8-001.jpg
    GL_GM_7_8-001.jpg
    75 KB · Views: 31
  • tumblr_nsntoai6vg1u6437co1_r2_1280 (1).jpg
    tumblr_nsntoai6vg1u6437co1_r2_1280 (1).jpg
    126.7 KB · Views: 26
"Don't worry sweetheart. I fully intend to follow the instructions on the sole of your sock!

I'll send so many of my hot little swimmers up your mancunt that in nine months' time there will be the sound of little footsteps!

I would say "name the baby after me!" but it's going to look pretty awkward when the vicar asks you for the name of the child and you say:

"Some dirty old pervert who shagged me in the middle of the forest on a warm sunny day!"

OK baby let's get those sweatpants off you! I wish I could say that I'll be gentle with you but what's the point of making a promise you can't keep!?"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_982279790beb726d7817072c857c1ee2_050e6b24_640.jpg
    tumblr_982279790beb726d7817072c857c1ee2_050e6b24_640.jpg
    137.6 KB · Views: 30
"I appreciate you taking me in off the streets when I was homeless and giving me a roof over me head but let's face it! You ain't fooling no-one!

You took one look at me in that shop doorway and I could see your cock getting hard!

You knew I'd scrub up well!

Then I caught you out!

I went out one morning and left my dirty socks and pants on the chair and took a photo of them! When I got back later on they were in a different position which just goes to show that you'd been sniffing my skids, piss and cum stains you dirty old cunt!

Well, now the secret"s out you might as well get down on your knees and start sniffing my feet then work yer way upwards!

This is gonna be a lot more fun than shelling out on rent!"
 

Attachments

  • tumblr_773033f3f69135d587c0ecf64778a595_a06dbc6c_640.jpg
    tumblr_773033f3f69135d587c0ecf64778a595_a06dbc6c_640.jpg
    87.7 KB · Views: 34
Back
Top