Scally/Chav Lads

[Domons]

 

[Domons]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Mr.Brown does give us the weirdest Biology homework assignments!

You will need to do this exercise with a partner! Count he number of hairs on your partner's pucker hole and then count them again after your partner has had a dump! How many hairs were lost during the bowel evacuation!?

All the jock boys have paired up with their girlfriends to conduct this test but being the nerdy "Billy no mates" nobody wanted to be my partner!

So kind of Mr Brown to cum round to my house and do the experiment with me!

I hope he won't be too put off by my pale flesh ! Hopefully he will accept the invitation on my underpants!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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That's Harri Oakland- such a lean and horny top!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Leo Rex is the lad being buggered in the first pic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The first Superman film was made in 1978 and the decor of that room seems to reflect the period!

However that has nothing to do with you sweetheart sitting there in your little Superman cossie!

We all know that Superman had a morbid fear of Kryptonite but personally I have no fear of CRAPtonite and if you care to bend over and part those fluffy little cheeks of yours I'll show just how fond I am of it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I don't really see the point of shelling out on an expensive Dildo when a rusty spoke from your bicycle wheel will do the job just as well and save you shed loads of dosh!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Oh my God! If my stepfather comes in now and sees me squeezing the toothpaste from the top of the tube instead of the bottom I'm just worried that he's going to start squeezing HIS toothpaste as a top into MY bottom!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'm pretty versatile but how the fuck do you play Twister and a video game at the same time!?"

 

[ausdude2010]

Thanks for all your comments ausdude! They really mean a lot to me! I enjoy creating the commentaries to accompany the horny pics but as I said before it is important for me to receive feedback and know that I am giving you boys the sort of input that is going to have you reaching for your cocks and decorating the toilet wall with your hot creamy jizz!

You’re very welcome and you’re very right, all those posts especially the comments help me have a great wank resulting in a flood of cum. Keep it up so we can keep ours up!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Grow you bugger grow!"

She'll be here in half an hour and it's just as limp as it was before I took the Viagra! I don't want her putting it round the Sixth Form College that I'm hung like a baby carrot!

If Pinocchio's nose grew each time he told a lie maybe the same thing will work with my todger!

I've told her enough lies to get round here so theoretically I should be able to catapult her out of the window!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You know its amazing but some kids reach their late teens and their parents just can't bear to tell them that Santa Claus doesn't exist!

In order to perpetuate this myth and not to disappoint those kids who have reached their majority Hamlyn's Toy store in London have been recruiting for a new type of Santa who.might appeal to the 18 year olds rather than the 6 year olds!

They are looking for a hunky young santa who can sit an 18 year old of either sex on his lap and shout out "Yo ho ho!" and really mean it!

The guy appointed to provide Christmas cheer to thousands of barely legal teens is pictured here and his jingle is"

"SANTA'S FROM THE NORTH POLE WITH A FUCKING GREAT POLE AND WHEN HE CUMS HE'LL FILL YOUR HOLE!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I just have to remember what my boyfriend said to me this morning!"

"Look sweetheart you mustn't get a complex about that sweet little button mushroom between your legs!

There is a very good reason why I call you my chocolate sundae!

When I get you on your back with your ankles resting on.my shoulders, I shoot two.pints of cream into your chocolate dispenser with such force that we get a few nice drops of strawberry jam et voila!

You're a bottom not a top!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"After a period of greatness every country goes into decline and we are now a nation in decline but if you are suggesting that we have become the" arsehole of the world" I may have to come and spank you young man!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When I was young and we had an itchy arse we just scratched it till we got relief but the youth of today are so lazy! They have to get someone to do everything for them!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

".....and when you run.out of noses you have to make do with a curtain rod!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Slightly off topic but I am reliably informed that those milk white baps belong to 31 year old British actor MAX PARKER!

I am given to wondering whether he was the original "Nosey Parker" and if so I would happily park my nose in there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Auguste Rodin sculpted "The Thinker" in Paris in 1904!

Scally Lad photographed "The Stinker" in Liverpool in 2023!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Don't worry sweetheart. I fully intend to follow the instructions on the sole of your sock!

I'll send so many of my hot little swimmers up your mancunt that in nine months' time there will be the sound of little footsteps!

I would say "name the baby after me!" but it's going to look pretty awkward when the vicar asks you for the name of the child and you say:

"Some dirty old pervert who shagged me in the middle of the forest on a warm sunny day!"

OK baby let's get those sweatpants off you! I wish I could say that I'll be gentle with you but what's the point of making a promise you can't keep!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I appreciate you taking me in off the streets when I was homeless and giving me a roof over me head but let's face it! You ain't fooling no-one!

You took one look at me in that shop doorway and I could see your cock getting hard!

You knew I'd scrub up well!

Then I caught you out!

I went out one morning and left my dirty socks and pants on the chair and took a photo of them! When I got back later on they were in a different position which just goes to show that you'd been sniffing my skids, piss and cum stains you dirty old cunt!

Well, now the secret"s out you might as well get down on your knees and start sniffing my feet then work yer way upwards!

This is gonna be a lot more fun than shelling out on rent!"