Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

Is there anybody here turned on by all those drop dead gorgeous chavs who at this time of the year are walking around semi naked exposing chiselled tanned abs with pert nipples you just want to suck the milk out of!
You just have this overriding desire to pull down their shorts or sweatpants and bury yiur nose between their beautifully tanned buns!
The whole experience is made hornier by the fact that you know they haven't got two brain cells to rub together and couldn't form a coherent sentence but you just want to bang the shit out of them there and then in the middle of the high street at the risk of being arrested!
My county which is Essex in England is absolutely jam packed with these sexy fuckers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The guys I'm posting here are a bit too clean cut for what I have in mind but their style of dress fits the bill!
Need to find the sort of guy who knows how to stripe the seat of his underpants and let that sweet smell permeate every bar and shop he goes into!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You could do worse than have a look at the Englishlads site with special reference to Jason O Connor or Google him ( or do anything you want to him if you get the chance!)

 

[GayLad87]

Beautiful x

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is more what I had in mind!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who said that men can't multitask!?

This young man seems to be making a deposit and a withdrawal at the same time!

Lucky policeman that gets to arrest him........and make a deposit of his own in that lad's chocolate dispenser!Mmmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You find yourself sitting opposite this lad on the train and you know he is well up for it!

Do you

A) Wink at him and nod in the direction of the toilet!?

B) scribble down your number on a scrappy old piece of paper and hand it to him?

C) Get out of the train wherever he gets out regardless of whether it's your stop!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You come home one day, walk into your bedroom and find this guy lying on your bed! You can't believe your eyes and think all your Christmases have come at once!

He tells you he is your sister's now boyfriend and she told him she was sure you wouldn't mind if he waited in your room while she was getting ready to go out!

Do you

A) whip his trainers off and start sniffing his feet without a thought fir the consequences?

Or

B) do you introduce yourself, shake his hand and start planning in your mind how you are going to get him on his back with his smelly feet resting on your shoulders and tickling your ears while you are sending two pints of clotted cream up his shitter!!!!!!!

 

[greatguymason]

This is more what I had in mind!

Ask and you shall receive.

Here are the rest of the pix I took. Seems you only have one.

 

[greatguymason]

Ask and you shall receive.

Here are the rest of the pix I took. Seems you only have one.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Two Romanian boys with very poor English come knocking at your front door and when you open it they show you a printed card which says

"HELLO! WE HAVE JUST ARRIVED IN BRITAIN AND ARE LOOKING FOR WORK DOING ODD JOBS."

They are young and unbelievably cute so you invite them in and offer them a coffee! While they are drinking you take your own blank card and write on it the following words:

WELCOME TO BRITAIN! HAPPY TO EMPLOY YOU!
YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO DROP YOUR SWEATPANTS AND SIT ON MY FACE! HAPPY TO PAY YOU OVER THE "MINIMUM" RATE IF YOU GIVE "MAXIMUM" SATISFACTION!"

You pass them the card and give them time to punch that into Google translate!.......Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks very much for that!

Love your use of the Biblical " ask and you shall receive!"

To which I might add

"Knock and the arse shall be open to you!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am in the process of compiling the

"WHO'S THE FILTHIEST CHAV ON THE PLANET?"

questionnaire so if you have any questions you would like me to add to my survey then please add them in this thread!

HAPPY CHAVVING!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" I'll happily pay the asking price on this house mate if you let me leave a decent deposit in your shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What are you waiting for ? I'm paying you twice the minimum wage to do this job in just your Calvins so get those trackie bottoms off right now!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" With a bag like that you aint from Southend mate! "

"No I am from France! I've just come through the tunnel!"

"Well bend over mate cos in about five minutes I'll be cumming through yours!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey Said really enjoyed prayertime at the Mosque on Friday! I was in the row behind you and each time you went down I got a good whiff of your arsecrack! Would love my nose to become better acquainted with your pretty pink pucker!
Any chance we can meet up!?"

 

[greatguymason]

Dirty Chav pt1

 

[greatguymason]

Dirty Chave pt2 (of 2)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE FILTHIEST CHAV ON THE PLANET survey conducted in Southend On Sea in Essex!

1) Do you change your socks and pants every day or wait for them to walk unassisted to the laundry basket!?

2) After a six pound dump do you wipe your arse with toilet paper followed by a soap and water douche of your love canal or in an effort to save the planet do you cut out the paper and just pull up your Calvin's and use them as blotting paper!?

3) Do you like to sniff your skidmarks while they are still warm not long after a shit or do you like to wait till they dry and have an almost powdery consistency allowing those little chocolate sprinkles to float up your nostrils!?

4)You have just sent two pints of hot creamy jizz into your girlfriend's pussy! As you withdraw do you clean yourself up with a strategically placed tissue or do you give her a cheeky grin and wipe your cock on her brand new bedroom curtains!?

5)Much to your disgust your girlfriend suggests that you get dressed up and take her to a posh restaurant!

When the waiter asks you whether you prefer fish or meat do you

A) respond "meat" very solemnly OR

B) Give a cheeky grin in her direction and say"

"Well I've had plenty of fish mate but if you'd like to slap your todger on the table I'll let you know if I want to sample the meat!"