Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

-It's OK! It's not loaded!

-Thank goodness for that!

.....but what's behind it is!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Should have gone to Specsavers!

I thought it said NOB CENTRE!

I was going to hire out my ten inches!

Still I suppose I could go self-employed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Is that Barclays Bank!?

No it's actually Barclay's Wank!

 

[ausdude2010]

-It's OK! It's not loaded!

-Thank goodness for that!

.....but what's behind it is!

Something so fucking masculine about an armed hot fucker

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's something just so horny about playing the game of TWISTER with guys who haven't changed their socks and underpants for three days!

 

[ausdude2010]

There's something just so horny about playing the game of TWISTER with guys who haven't changed their socks and underpants for three days!

FUCK
YESSSSSS

And if they’re hot smelly twinks even better!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This may go some way to explaining why our young people have lost faith in their educators!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's great that we were able to.make pure alcohol in the Chemistry lesson Sir but do.you think we should really be drinking it!?"

"Of course young man! It'll put hair on your chest......abd all those other places where hair spontaneously sprouts!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Given the scarcity of private rented accommodation in the UK unscrupulous landlords are now jumping on the bandwagon abd charging prohibitively high rents which means that young single men are either forced to sleep on the streets or agree to alternative methods of payment!

Please watch the following video with shocking new evidence!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Right lads you are on work experience here at DEEP CLEAN and remember that this is a paperless environment so if you need to take a dump during the day just press the button on the wall of the cubicle and myself or my deputy will pop over and lick you clean!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thank you for coming in today to renew your safeguarding certificate at RENTBOYS R US!

Remember that you are the best resource we have abd your safety is of prime importance to us!

Therefore it is vital that you photograph the todger of every client you have especially if he is a black African!

The reason is that recently a client with a ten inch tidger virtually spilt one of our boys in half after a vigorous shafting causing him to be hospitalised with a fissure in ano!

Obviously we can't put a limit on the force with which a client fucks you boys but if he does cause you injury at least we will have photographic evidence of the offending member and proceed to legal reparation!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you boys up to!?

-Well our RE teacher was telling us today about how Adam and Eve used fig leaves to cover their shame after their disobedience of God in the garden of Eden!

Well we boys were a bit naughty after footy practice and thought we would also cover our shame even though we are Adam and Steve rather than Adam and Eve!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Following on from a dip in orders food providers are now diversifying and offering customers optional extras courtesy of their hunky delivery staff!

"Deliveroo" has become "Deliverpoo" so some drop dead gorgeous delivery boy will drop his knickers in your bathroom, take a six pound dump and you can lick him clean at no extra charge!

JUST EAT are offering something similar so you have the chance to give your designated delivery boy the best fucking rim job he's ever had!

Bon appetit!

 

[Nude_Dude]

Anybody into scallies or chavs, or any scallies/chavs here that like being admired by a fag?

Chavs can be so hot, such as this guy...

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I've always had a "thing" for young guys with rough cockney accents.
Me and the BF had such a young "Ritchie" stay with us for a week before he returned to the UK, from a working holiday in Sydney.
He was straight in the UK - totally gay in Sydney - and expected to go back to being totally straight when he got back with his old mates.
I knew I was his type - but he wasn't aware he was mine
I wanted SO MUCH for him to top me, just the once, to cement our memories of each other, but the timing never seemed right.
I still think of him often - and have always lamented us never taking up this opportunity.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That was wonderful Josh! You are such a tender lover!

But what about your other lover!?

What do you nean!?

My meeting with the doctor was brought forward this morning so I slipped back to the flat and very quietly made my way to our bedroom in order to surprise you but it was me who got the surprise when I heard moans of pleasure coming from the direction of of our room!

Wait Josh, I can explain!

No need to explain! That was our last session of lovemaking !

Huh!?

Hope you enjoyed my farewell present to you!?

What are you talking about!?

You always insist that I cum inside you and witnessing what I did earlier on I came extra hard cos the doctor confirmed this morning that I am HIV positive!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Despite the pressure exerted upon us to go paperless in this world one must never overlook the value of the brown paper bag!

When you are dying for a screw and the only possibility is a spotty youth with dandruff and a runny nose the brown paper bag can be a godsend!

It is guaranteed to obscure the ugliest of visages as you slip it over their head and navigate your way uo their love canal for countless hours of satisfying shafting!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is arguably the weirdest and most unexpected birthday card I have ever received!

Being an English language specialist I have always believed that the accepted idioms in English were

Ti have an ear for music

AND

..To have an eye for a painting!

However Vincent Van Gogh has disabused me of this erroneous notion and proved that in actual fact the idiom is:

To have an ear ( just the one) for a painting!

You live and learn ( then you die and forget it all!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

43 year old British stand-up comedian RUSSELL HOWARD is a dead ringer for Joe 90 but there is sonething about his nerdy appearance that makes me want to pull down his trousers, lay him on the his back on the kitchen table and put on his face the smile which he has put on the faces of so many members of his audience!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you are the driver of the last bus on a cold wet and windy night and the cheeky little chav that gave you the finger in town the previous day stands befire you asking for a single ticket to the end of the line you derive great pleasure in uttering the following words:

I don't accept cash or credit card!

I only accept mancunt

You're the only passenger so get on the back seat with your legs in the air and I'll take you all the way!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Thanks for letting me stay the night mate but I think your house must be haunted!

-Why do.yiu say that!?

-Well I've just come out of the shower and my socks and pants have disappeared!

-Maybe j should publicise my house as a psychic tourist attraction abd earn some revenue!

(OMG! This boy is thicker than I thought- thank God!

He will probably be happy to oblige if I tell him that I have run out of Nutella chocolate spread and ask if I can sample his own brand!)