Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can you reach that cable right at that the back of the unit there!

It is such a tricky place to get at! You need to contort your body every which way to reach it!

-Happy to help out mate!

-Not as happy as me I can assure you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Oliver Medforth candidate for the Apprentice was the first to be fired!

Far too fit a hunk to be dispensed with so quickly so my advice to him would beto get himself round to Dragons' Den double quick and wow them with:

"Hi everyone I'm Mr Versatile Medforth and as I drop my trousers and underpants and bend over the desk you will see that it isn't just a woman who can multitask!

You can use my pucker hole to open a bottle!

If you fancy a flake to go with your Mr.Whippy 8ce cream my chocolate dispenser will do the business!

And guys if you are fed up with fish and fancy some meat for a change just step up and 99 me to your heart's content!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It would have been great to spend thirty minutes sniffing the smelly feet of this hunky dominatrix to mark my birthday!

....and all I got was a thousand pieces jigsaw!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Now that "face to face" is becoming a thing of the past there are so many simpler ways of sacking a superfluous employee!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Ill let you sniff my bicycle seat for a pound mate!

-I've only got a teener on me and I don't expect you've got any change so maybe I can sniff what's been on the seat as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Everybody warned me about the disadvantages of converting to Islam but nothing about the benefits!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Master(bate) of all I survey!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I might get bored with my skateboard but nobody will ever be bored by my cheeseboard or my smorgasbord!!!!

 

[Vers horny]

لقد سمعت عن "Air Miles!" حسنًا، تقدم شركة سيارات الأجرة لدينا الآن أميال Sniff!

وهذا يعني أنه اعتمادًا على المسافة التي ستسافر بها معنا، سيحق لك شم أقدام السائق!

الآن لقد قطعت عشرة أميال من Sniff مما يعني أنه يمكنك شم قدمي لمدة ثلاث دقائق!

ومع ذلك، إذا كنت لا تحب الرجل الذي يقودك، فلديك أيضًا خيار توفير أميال Sniff الخاصة بك والانتظار ليوم يطفو فيه سائق سيارة الأجرة بقاربك حقًا!

"أنت بخير يا صديقي! سأقوم بسعادة باستنشاق هؤلاء الأطفال الآن!"

إلى أي مدى يجب أن أسافر لأتمكن من شم مؤخرتك!؟

حسنًا، نحن نجرب هذا المخطط لنرى كيف نتعامل مع الأقدام، ولكن إذا تركت لي هاتفك المحمول فسوف أرسل إليك رسالة نصية وأخبرك عندما تتاح لك الفرصة لوضع أنفك بين خدي مؤخرتي!

يا رجل، أريد أن أشم رائحة جواربك وسراويلك الداخلية المتعرقة، وأشم رائحة مؤخرتك المشعرة وخصيتك.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Please translate your last message!

 

[seven2go]

^ Google translated from Arabic:
You've heard of "Air Miles!" Well, our taxi company now offers Sniff Miles!

This means that depending on how far you travel with us, you will have the right to smell the driver's feet!

Now I've covered ten miles of Sniff which means you can smell my feet for three minutes!

However, if you don't like the guy driving you, you also have the option of saving your Sniff miles and waiting for the day when the taxi driver really floats your boat!

Well, we're trying this scheme out to see how we handle feet, but if you leave me your cell phone I'll text you and let you know when you get a chance to put your nose between my ass cheeks!
Man, I want to smell your sweaty socks and panties, smell your hairy ass and balls.

 

[CuriousStr8Lads]

"Can I see your fare please!?"

"No but yiu can see me bare!"

He’s soo bloody sexy!

 

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[Sniffademskidz]

I don't give a fuck about your muscles mate!

I wanna sniff those smelly black socks and then move up to your shitty arse crack!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's the pic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You must be a little devil cos you've got such demonic eyes not to mention the horn in your fucking pants!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice ripped jeans mate!

How about I rip the seat out of your knickers to match!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure of the collective noun for a group of chavs but here they are!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've seen Scottish gay porn stars Callum and Cole in action you will know from the length of their cocks that they should never wear kilts!