Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

I have very little tune for those individuals in our society who simply follow the crowd and are unwilling to allow their own personality to surface !

I have dubbed them "plastic people" but I think I will make an exception in the case of "Mr.Plastc coated" here!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Now drop those trackie bottoms and lower your smelly arse onto my laughing gear!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TV COMMENTATOR

"Of course it is difficult to be black and white on such an.issue and there is a whole grey area within the field of medicine......"

"The only grey area that I want to explore is the one covered by your sweatpants!

Get 'em off mate!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've heard of a non-stick frying pan but non -stick fucking pants!?

Well bybthe time I've sent my load up your arse they'll be sticking all right!

They'll need a fucking crowbar to prize them off your arse cheeks!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm at the hospital Josh!

-What the fuck are you doing there when I expect my dinner to be on the table!?

-You really hurt me this morning and they've had to put a couple of stitches in my vagina!

I don't think I can go ahead with this wedding! You are just too rough with me Josh!

-Well you'd better get used to it cos I'm really proud of my cock and once I've put that ring on yiur finger it'll be up and down your cunt at least twice a day for who.knows how many years!

Now get back here and get me something to eat!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Left or right!?

When we are presented with two such fine specimens of manhood are we really concerned about their political affiliations!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody of a certain vintage in Britain will remember on Britush TV the toilet roll commercial:

"Andrex- soft, strong and very long!"

At least two of the epithets could be applied to 26 year old Dutch footballer Frenkie de Jong but I'm not so sure about "soft!"

I suppose if you care to pull down his pants and insert your olfactory apparatus between the cheeks of his arse it will be a case of

"Soft,strong and a hell of a pong!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I've done my very best to bring you up in the correct manner but how many times have I told you that it is rude to speak with your mouth full!?

Now just digest that and hopefully Daddy will be able to give you another mouthful in about five minutes' time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm not sure about

"YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"

but judging by the "grower" between Connor Bradley's legs he'll never WANK alone and there will always be plenty of people to provide him with :assists" both on and off the field!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I'm going to take your temperature Mr.Rodruguez but I'm afraid it has to be done rectally on this occasion!

(Two minutes later)

That seems like a very thick thermometer Doctor and if you are inserting it up my rectum why are your hands on my shoulders!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"No need to cover your Crown Jewels boys!

I'm.not about to take a shot on goal!

I'm a total arse man anyway!"

 

[Evanrood]

-I'm going to take your temperature Mr.Rodruguez but I'm afraid it has to be done rectally on this occasion!

(Two minutes later)

That seems like a very thick thermometer Doctor and if you are inserting it up my rectum why are your hands on my shoulders!?

I always request the anal option

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Quite right too!

The rectal.thermometer provides a dual function- not only does it take the temperature but it also injects a high-powered cleaning fluid guaranteed to provide the finest deep clean known to man!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A condom made out of that thing would be guaranteed to stop any little swimmers getting through but how would I go about manufacturing it and is there a big enough market for it!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For all you sock sniffers out there you can find this guy on Tiktok ( Twunkeymonkey)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That's it boys- you keep giving us the finger but what you don't know is that we've planted class A drugs in your holdalls so that you will be spending all night in the cells!

That'll wipe the smiles off your faces but don't worry lads .....we know how to put the smiles back on your faces 'cos we'll be along to slip into your cells and spend all night riding the fucking arse off yous

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Good to know that there were chavs even in the Middle Ages! They were encouraging us to go paperless even back in those days!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's no good!

The Full English breakfast just isn't the dane without Daddies brown sauce!

....and when he's run out what can Daddy do except get his stepson on his back and lick the brown sauce from between the cheeks of his arse?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The irony of Todd Cantwell's surname is of course that he CAN WELL as this picture illustrates and if you need any further proof that the little grower in his shorts CAN WELL.......

WELL just ask.his girlfriend!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Until you make it to the top in football you won't be earning the big bucks so you might have ttomake up the income elsewhere!

Youre a good looking boy so you could make up the shortfall on your back!

At least the punters will know that they can pay with plastic even if they have to use rubber elsewhere!