Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

-You're really good at this mate!

-Thanks! I was in the Boy Scouts and we had to learn to make fire by rubbing two sticks together!

-I've heard it's all about the friction created from the rubbing, scientifically speaking so you've rubbed two sticks together but have you ever rubbed two dicks together!?

-Too fucking right mate and once this lot have buggered off I'll show you how to create a fire in your own personal grate!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Have you brought your cycling helmet with you!?

-Yes but I'm a rentboy!Why on earth would I need it!?

-Cos when I fuck a boy it's like an extreme sport to me and your head is going to be hitting the headboard of the bed so often that you might even suffer brain damage!

I would never forgive myself if I thought I was instrumental in precipitating that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Great goal Kiernan! Do you make that face each tine you score!?

-Yep and each night when I hammer my missus' cunt!

I try shots on goal every night! Admittedly her cunt is not as wide as a goal!

The only problem is when I try a header! Last week I got my head wedged all the way up her pussy and I couldn't get it out!

She had to call the Fire Brigade!

Very embarrassing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Little Joseph Gardner plays for Notts Forest!

I would happily be a gardener in his forest!

The front garden with his erect obelisk surrounded by a luxuriant bush! His back garden may be a bit muddy but I have never yet declined a challenge!

He was born on 6 June 2005 which commemorates the DDay landings on the Normandy beaches!

The thought of landing slap bang between his peaches rather than his beaches and unleashing a massive explosion has already got me hard and I doubt that I am alone in that......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice balls Ben!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's quite ironic that diver KYLE KOTHARI is masking an advertisement for "Yakult" the high protein yoghurt drink when his own bollocks are packed with the best life-giving energy product there is!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So yiu are interested in the history of aviation?

-Yes Sir!

Who are your favourite aviators then

-The two men who made the first transatlantic flight in1919- Alcock and Brown!

-Well you're certainly not "all cock: young man but from the sweet smell emanating from between your r arse cheeks you're definitely "all brown!" Mmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Just be careful where you are putting your fingers or you could end up with a nasty prick!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So today we will be making banofee pie and I trust you have all brought the required ingredients!?"

"Sorry Sir! I didn't get my act together in time but you must credit my resourcefulness.......I have found some caramel sauce to go with the banana abd if you fondle my bollocks I'm sure we can scrape together enough whipped cream!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That's a pretty impressive piece of equipment you've got there mate!.....and the camera's not bad either!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Oh shit! That's the last time I try and pee into an empty Coke can! Forgot how razor sharp the metal is!

I think I could have gone through life without being circumcised but hey ho!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kenneth Tong is from Hong Kong!

Would it be so wrong to suck his long dong!?

I bet he's well hong!

Then I'll move round the back to sample his pong!

I'd do anything to "bang his gong!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I remember the song

"Rock around the Clock"

.....but

"Rock around the cock!?"

Well that's a new one on me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The post costal cigarette was such a feature of films in the past but political correctness and safeguarding have now dictated that the culmination of sexual activity should be "topped off "with some antiseptic energy drink!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard the song

"Three coins in the fountain"

BUT

"Three lads up my alley"

Well that's a real boner/bonus!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If anyone is thinking of espousing Islam then these photos are the best incentive!

Row upon row of unwashed feet abd arse!

A veritable sniffer's paradise!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-He's a peach isn't he!? What's his name!?

Darryl from Essex, but you know what they say!

"Handsome us as handsome does! "

What comes out of his mouth is foul!

As long as what cums out of his cock and arse is just as foul I don't care!

Book a room at the Premier Inn!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So from a mathematical point of view the number of pairs of shoes you own is inversely proportional to the pairs of socks you have!

-No Sir! My pervy stepdad buys me loads of new trainers on condition that I don't change my socks so that he can get off on the smell of my feet!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Stand to attention when an officer enters the room!

-Sorry Sir! I can't stand to attention cos I'm standing to attention if you get my drift! I've got this massive boner!

-Well at least salute!

-I'd like to Sir but I've had the fingers of my right hand up Private Jessup's arse and they're not really presentable!

-Then lick them man! Lick them!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I wouldn't really advise eating those trainers mate but from my perspective what's been inside them is much more edible!