Share a favorite one-liner or quote

[Vannie]

My Doctor told me I had to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there were three other people.

Orson Welles

 

[NotHardUp1]

Mortdecai (in the Johnny Depp movie): Why, this is an OUTRAGE! There isn't an ocean for miles from Ocean Vista (the motel.)

 

[ChristianGianni]

SMILE .. it will either warm their heart or piss them off ... either way you win!

 

[Reischfleger]

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

 

[Reischfleger]

“Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you’ve had, what you’ve lost, and what you’ve taken for granted.”
– Ritu Ghatourey

“If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came and never left.”
― Ritu Ghatourey

 

[Vannie]

A broken heart is proof that you loved and proof that you lived.

 

[Vannie]

Maybe the beast is us.

Piggy from Lord of the Flies.

 

[rareboy]

 

[rareboy]