Share a favorite one-liner or quote

[Vannie]

My Doctor told me I had to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there were three other people.

Orson Welles

 

[NotHardUp1]

Mortdecai (in the Johnny Depp movie): Why, this is an OUTRAGE! There isn't an ocean for miles from Ocean Vista (the motel.)

 

[ChristianGianni]

SMILE .. it will either warm their heart or piss them off ... either way you win!

 

[Reischfleger]

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

 

[Reischfleger]

“Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you’ve had, what you’ve lost, and what you’ve taken for granted.”
– Ritu Ghatourey

“If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came and never left.”
― Ritu Ghatourey

 

[Vannie]

A broken heart is proof that you loved and proof that you lived.

 

[Vannie]

Maybe the beast is us.

Piggy from Lord of the Flies.

 

[snakeeater1]

“Man with big cock who walk sideways thru door, going to Bangkok!” Confucius say

 

[LeicsDom]

"If your fanny worked half as hard as your mouth you'd be a millionaire!"
Fanny in proper English is a vagina

 

[Franco Verum]

 

[unloadonme]

"He's as much use as a one-legged man at an arse kicking party."

 

[NotHardUp1]

I was watching a YT video from Pasta Grammar, and demonstrated both Northern and Southern Italian variants.

After learning the distinctions, the thing I enjoyed most was the quote shared at the end when talking about the Southern variety (my father's line is from the bootheel). The region was once a Greek colony, and their observation about the inhabitants was, "they build [temples] like they will live forever, but they eat like they will die tomorrow!"

That's a keeper!

 

[NotHardUp1]

"If your fanny worked half as hard as your mouth you'd be a millionaire!"
Fanny in proper English is a vagina

Somehow I suspect that's not the "proper" we define on this side of the pond.

Who knew the Queen talked like that? Who?

 

[NotHardUp1]

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A cutting remark . . .

 

[Franco Verum]

A cutting remark . . .

It brought a tear to my eye. . .