Attention Signs you're getting old.

[smokeshadow]

40 years ago, going to my 10th year High School reunion; and, wondering why all the guys who had shoulder length hair in school were now balding

 

[belamyi]

40 years ago, going to my 10th year High School reunion; and, wondering why all the guys who had shoulder length hair in school were now balding

It's awful to be randomly married to random people for the rest of one's life

 

[rareboy]

40 years ago, going to my 10th year High School reunion; and, wondering why all the guys who had shoulder length hair in school were now balding

In a way I am glad that I already had a receeding hairline in high school.

I didn't have any of the anxiety when I hit my late 30's.

 

[gsdx]

^ I once worked with a young fellow well into his 20s. He had all his hair, but it had started turning grey when he was 16. He looked sexy as hell.

 

[smokeshadow]

if you remember this 1929 GE all-steel refrigerator; you're aproaching the century mark

 

[Alistair]

 

[Peloso]

 

[mendesbooty]

I'm old enough to be the father of all my adult students. Lol

 

[Catamight]

Reading glasses scattered around the house at crucial points. Mysteriously, they disappear from time to time
and wind up somewhere else.

 

[smokeshadow]

old Western Electric ad

 

[TickTockMan]

Could be my eyes, but tonight I went in the dark and rain to pick up a Subway order.

After getting into my car I realized it was not my car, but one that looked like it. I feel like a dip.

 

[jockofstrap]

Semen supply runs slow.

 

[gsdx]

Your urine output is measured not in litres, but in drips.

 

[rareboy]

As per previous...it once was a fire hose but is now a sprinkler.

 

[Alistair]

22

 

[smokeshadow]

^^17

 

[belamyi]

Used to make Tik Tok videos.

 

[fredroy]

19

 

[me203]

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15 if we count stuff I've done. 25 if we count stuff I could have done.

Although some of the stuff isn't quite as obsolete as the list might suggest. Faxes seem to still be used and preferred in some applications. I count this as one my 15, but I'm not sure I ever actually sent a fax when it was a dominant technology. And the vinyl LP has enjoyed a renaisance, and so there are teenagers who play LPs.

 

[fredroy]

Some folks "require" faxes. But, hey Mr Realtor, I DON'T have a land line and I NOT driving 4 miles to the grocery store to pay them $2 a page. To send you 30 pages of shit because FedEx "is too slow". You can take scanned jpg files or pdf files or forget your commission.... that I'm paying.