Attention Signs you're getting old.

[Alistair]

I’m squinty, Vannie is fatty, peeonme is leaky. Belamyi would still be grumpy

I meant farty for Vannie.

 

[Vannie]

I meant farty for Vannie.

Lol

With all the junk I'm eating today Fatty works.

 

[Alistair]

You know you’re getting old when you reference Wilford Brimely in a joke

 

[The Loner]

 

[Alistair]

 

[belamyi]

Golden Years for caretaking businesses cash-in

 

[smokeshadow]

 

[purina]

Marylin Monroe's auburn hair? Can AI get Alsheimers?

 

[backagain]

Knowing you really need to visit the funeral home to prepay for your eventual death. It is no longer a long time away.

 

[TickTockMan]

Knowing you really need to visit the funeral home to prepay for your eventual death. It is no longer a long time away.

I did that when I was 30. Glad I didn't wait.

 

[fredroy]

We had to spend mom down before she went to the nursing home. She had been here for almost 5 years and pretty much never spent a dime. So we each got a prepaid plan for about $5000 each. His was a little more, mine a little less. Age, you know.

Prepaid plan not tied to a funeral home. Use it for a fancy funeral with lots of flowers it you want.

I took the paperwork to the local funeral home and it simply worked. A cremation and a couple of weeks later a box of ashes and a couple weeks more the change from the policy.

I can dig up the company's name if anyone is interested.

 

[Alistair]

 

[Alnitak]

Cabbage doesn't have a smell but somehow it does when it comes out.

 

[Alistair]

You know you’re getting old when the death watch thread is the most popular thread on your favorite forum

 

[NotHardUp1]

Cabbage doesn't have a smell but somehow it does when it comes out.

Funnies aside, that must be because the sulfur and hydrogen are locked up when the plant is raw and not cooked, but some lysis occurs when it is heated and both hydrogen and sulfur are freed in that splitting. No?

 

[cityboy-stl]

Signs you're getting old: Macaulay Culkin is 44 today.

 

[Alnitak]

Funnies aside, that must be because the sulfur and hydrogen are locked up when the plant is raw and not cooked, but some lysis occurs when it is heated and both hydrogen and sulfur are freed in that splitting. No?

Yes, or hemorrhage.

 

[Alnitak]

Vannie seems to not have a comment on cabbage damage.

 

[Vannie]

Vannie seems to not have a comment on cabbage damage.

Have I ever told you what happened when I went to a nude beach with a butt plug in and accidentally killed a seagull?

Nevermind. Sorry birdie.

 

[Alistair]

Have I ever told you what happened when I went to a nude beach with a butt plug in and accidentally killed a seagull?

Nevermind. Sorry birdie.

Wasn’t that at the same time as that big sunomi ?