Simpsons Quote Game

[RenaissanceMan]

The classic Grandpa Simpson "quote"(ation):

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

*can't stop laughing everytime he reads the above*

Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain)

 

[doctorsun]

Kent Brockman (I think): How do you sleep at night?

Ranier Wolfcastle: On top of piles of money with many beautiful women.


Selma

 

[The_Reaper]

Selma: (After being asked to marry Apu) Forget it! I'm already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure, and there's no way I'm adding Nasaphapeda-what ever to that!

Disco Stu

 

[justjoshoh]

Disco Stu:

"The South will boogie again."

Reverend Lovejoy

 

[doctorsun]

Reverend Lovejoy (talking about the Bible): Everything is a sin. Have actually read this thing? Technically, we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom.


Gill

 

[Brijan]

Gill: "Oh No not The hot air balloon I was living in there!"

Lisa

 

[doctorsun]

(Brandine and Cletus are making out in the back of a truck)

Brandine: I don't think we oughta be making out in front of my parents.

Cletus: Well, now, Brandine, they's my parents, too.


Troy McClure

 

[RenaissanceMan]

When Selma had her little "thing" with Troy:

Selma: But ... don't you love me?
Troy McClure: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's is: we know ours is a sham.

One that hasn't come up yet surprisingly:
Bart

 

[PhoenixRising]

Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."

Next one: Sideshow Melvin Vanhorn!

 

[doctorsun]

Lisa has gum in her hair

Sideshow Mel: Never try to get gum out of your hair with a bone.


Lindsay Nagle

 

[PhoenixRising]

Ok, now that one was hard. I didn't even know she had a name...

“Oh please, for a nickel-a-person tax increase we could build a theatre for shadow puppets.” - Lindsey Nagle

Next one: Jacqueline Bouvier

 

[The_Reaper]

"I'd say something comforting..but you know, my voice"


Snake

 

[Brijan]

Snake: Oh! Good-bye student loan payments.

Grandpa (Abe) Simpson

 

[The_Reaper]

Yep, they took a picture of my keister for Stars & Stripes...At least they told me it was for Stars & Stripes...

Kent Brockman

 

[Brijan]

Kent: The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- 'conquered' if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

n.b. I cheated for the quotation so I would get the wording right.

Bumble-Bee man

 

[The_Reaper]

"Gracis, mucho Gracis el Goya!" (After Sideshow Bob demands the end of TV within Springfield)

That Yes Man

 

[PhoenixRising]

Homer: Why are you talking Like that?

Yes Man: I had a stroke!

Next one: Jasper

 

[The_Reaper]

Talking out of turn, that's a paddling....Looking out the window, that's a paddling...Staring at me funny, that's a paddling...

Jimbo

 

[RenaissanceMan]

A quite appropriate one for this forum:

[after Nelson kisses a girl]

Kearney: Aw man. You just kissed a girl.
Jimbo: That is so gay.

Nelson

 

[Elwood]

Nelson: Hey wait a minute you made me bleed my own blood!

Grounds keeper Willey