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Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

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So here we have this "diva" ironing in the nude. I mean .. that's TOTALLY the kind of picture that I would send my date to show off my goods. And an awful shirt.
But what irritates me more than the sparkling "Diva" .. candle ( ?) are the drapes on the top window of the door :lol: Also note the comfy armchair in front of the computer. Nobody could seriously work there .. it probably is only used for fapping :lol:



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This guy has a huge booty. And I don't mean his prominent lower back! He must have plundered the local junk shop. Or maybe even a junkyard where some popart enthusiasts dumped their failed attempts of baroque Louis XIV furniture. Now what could be a better combination for decoration than some fugly tiffany lamp, roman statues and almost burlesque kitsch paintings? With those pink walls: nothing. He really needs the sunglasses to not go blind.


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This guy wears sunglasses, too. And while the interior is not as colorful as in the earlier pic - he seems similar out of place in it. But I guess .. or HOPE this guy was just on holiday with his grandparents and got bored. But who does he think he could win with this pic? Red velvet sofas? Bright pink drapes with quillings? Glass kitsch on the table? Scenery paintings in golden frames on a woodpanel wall? A golden fan? The speaker in the background seems like an anachronism.

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This post is not really about the interior. But hell .. that news presenters seems to have a really good time looking at the dick ;)

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This guy is a monkey. No .. okay, monkeys don't shave their crotch. But at least he is a big fan of monkeys. Too bad he didn't imitate them in the crotch shaving business - now he looks like a plucked chicken. Not sure if his nicely lined up monkey buddies in the background approve. Of course, again, in this pic it is not the guy that is standing out (what you would usually want to achieve with a nude pic, right?) but the background. Actually it is quite impossible to avoid the PINK piece of cloth with MONKEY HEADS on it. I have no clue what purpose it serves, but I guess he placed it there on purpose. "There" means on the otherwise completely plain bed. Well except the monkeys. At first I was also baffled by the mosquito net which seems a bit tacky, too - but maybe this is indeed sensible. I am not sure, but if you look at the "ceiling" and the "walls" it looks as if this is some kind of tent? Maybe his summer residence in the monkey park?

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This one I don't have much to comment on. It's just downright creepy as fuck. Especially the coon-tree-squirrel thing.
 

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This guy is a monkey. No .. okay, monkeys don't shave their crotch. But at least he is a big fan of monkeys. Too bad he didn't imitate them in the crotch shaving business - now he looks like a plucked chicken. Not sure if his nicely lined up monkey buddies in the background approve. Of course, again, in this pic it is not the guy that is standing out (what you would usually want to achieve with a nude pic, right?) but the background. Actually it is quite impossible to avoid the PINK piece of cloth with MONKEY HEADS on it. I have no clue what purpose it serves, but I guess he placed it there on purpose. "There" means on the otherwise completely plain bed. Well except the monkeys. At first I was also baffled by the mosquito net which seems a bit tacky, too - but maybe this is indeed sensible. I am not sure, but if you look at the "ceiling" and the "walls" it looks as if this is some kind of tent? Maybe his summer residence in the monkey park?

That looks like a childs' room... we're on to you, sir!
 
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This guy wears sunglasses, too. And while the interior is not as colorful as in the earlier pic - he seems similar out of place in it. But I guess .. or HOPE this guy was just on holiday with his grandparents and got bored. But who does he think he could win with this pic? Red velvet sofas? Bright pink drapes with quillings? Glass kitsch on the table? Scenery paintings in golden frames on a woodpanel wall? A golden fan? The speaker in the background seems like an anachronism.

Anachronistic or not.......he's very handsome and has a big dick....... (!)
 
(For the record...I knew it was an electric heater...so I did a google image for "electric heater" and a pic of that unit came up...otherwise I wouldn't have known.)[/QUOTE]

and I suppose you're going to tell us that you didn't know Bob Vila was the spokesmen for that Eden Pure heater ... :D
 
I love checking this thread once in a while...I really need a good laugh to see the idiots out there.
 
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What is that pitiful thing on the towel rack?
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What is that pitiful thing on the towel rack?'

I'm voting for favorite, well used, cum rag. I'm also thinking it might have been a sock at one time. :badgrin:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :slap:
 
Today's pics have the common headline/theme:

"Look who's watching"

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This hairy gentle man not only shows his raging hardon to the whole family, but also kindly lets them look at his porn, too!


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This blond father also seems to think it's appropriate to pose for his nude pics with his whole family in the back. I doubt that they would have his back though ..

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This one had a whole collection of inappropriate family pics on the wall ...

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Here it at least only is his girlfriend (? ) watching from the mirror ..

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And this one apparently inherited that ugly wood panel bed-back from his grandfather .. and as a sign for his gratefulness for this wonderful piece of furniture, and as hommage to the wonderful lowhangers that he inherited from him, too, he honors his grandfather with his pic in the background of this nude pic!
 

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But watch it .. masturbating now seems to be for the whole family. Not just one pic in the background that one genuinely might have forgotten about .. noo - this guy poses in front of an entire photo wall ...


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And finally, we have a somewhat more sensible man. He has a picture, or better a video in the background as well - but this one seems to be of himself.
 

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