So here we have this "diva" ironing in the nude. I mean .. that's TOTALLY the kind of picture that I would send my date to show off my goods. And an awful shirt.
But what irritates me more than the sparkling "Diva" .. candle ( ?) are the drapes on the top window of the door
This guy has a huge booty. And I don't mean his prominent lower back! He must have plundered the local junk shop. Or maybe even a junkyard where some popart enthusiasts dumped their failed attempts of baroque Louis XIV furniture. Now what could be a better combination for decoration than some fugly tiffany lamp, roman statues and almost burlesque kitsch paintings? With those pink walls: nothing. He really needs the sunglasses to not go blind.
This guy wears sunglasses, too. And while the interior is not as colorful as in the earlier pic - he seems similar out of place in it. But I guess .. or HOPE this guy was just on holiday with his grandparents and got bored. But who does he think he could win with this pic? Red velvet sofas? Bright pink drapes with quillings? Glass kitsch on the table? Scenery paintings in golden frames on a woodpanel wall? A golden fan? The speaker in the background seems like an anachronism.
This post is not really about the interior. But hell .. that news presenters seems to have a really good time looking at the dick
This guy is a monkey. No .. okay, monkeys don't shave their crotch. But at least he is a big fan of monkeys. Too bad he didn't imitate them in the crotch shaving business - now he looks like a plucked chicken. Not sure if his nicely lined up monkey buddies in the background approve. Of course, again, in this pic it is not the guy that is standing out (what you would usually want to achieve with a nude pic, right?) but the background. Actually it is quite impossible to avoid the PINK piece of cloth with MONKEY HEADS on it. I have no clue what purpose it serves, but I guess he placed it there on purpose. "There" means on the otherwise completely plain bed. Well except the monkeys. At first I was also baffled by the mosquito net which seems a bit tacky, too - but maybe this is indeed sensible. I am not sure, but if you look at the "ceiling" and the "walls" it looks as if this is some kind of tent? Maybe his summer residence in the monkey park?
This one I don't have much to comment on. It's just downright creepy as fuck. Especially the coon-tree-squirrel thing.




























