Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[alley]

The weather is nice, so let's move outdoors for our next set of naked guys!

Bachelor #2 enjoys his new above ground swimming pool, and Mike's Hard Lemonade. He takes great pride in his immaculately manicured lawn, and is active in the Vermont nipple piercing community.

Wow---a very sexy Daddy.

 

[snapcat]

This naked guys sort of looks like a younger version of Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

 

[chatolandia]

This naked guys sort of looks like a younger version of Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

He looks hot, in a sort of selfish evil scientist way

 

[gabriel1]

I just had to bump this guy. I think I am in love.

I think I am too!

 

[snapcat]

Warning, warning, warning!

Do NOT stick glass bottles up your butt!

This is a Code Red Emergency!

Would someone please step up to the plate and fuck this guy?
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[alley]

^^Butt, he looks so happy.

 

[honooryuu]

heres one of myself.... i love the self timer function... be gentle

 

[M4P]

heres one of myself.... i love the self timer function... be gentle

Nice chest hair - love it. Are you peeing?

 

[MensUnderwearClub]

heres one of myself.... i love the self timer function... be gentle

Oh honey... there's enough mold and mildew on those shower walls to poison a small village.

God bless you for being brave enough to post a pic of yourself naked. Nothing wrong with that. But we need to talk about those walls.

 

[alfr]

Waiting for high tide...

 

[alfr]

beach fun...

 

[alfr]

Heroes...

 

[snapcat]

It's time for some more self-pics from our naked guys!

I'm worried that his wife isn't feeding him properly. Although from the size of that dick, he appears to be "feeding" her quite well!

Such a cute guy in such an ugly room!

I'm betting this is in some hotel room. The sprinkler system over the bed and the heinous carpet tipped it off for me.

 

[snapcat]

Now, we really need to talk about all the orange in this room!

What is that, an orange chair cover, orange wallpaper, and orange curtains. Does this guy work for the Florida Orange Growers Association? From the look on his face, even he is sort of blinded and stunned from all of the orange.

 

[snapcat]

Now, which one of you can honestly say that you could go back to this guy's room to fuck and not bust out laughing?

Well, let's just start by the Winnie the Pooh wall covering. Now, who here could suck a dick, without snickering, with a picture of Tigger napping beside the honeypot?

I can live with the lavender wall color, but that horrid dot pattern on the right wall has got to go! And while you're at it, someone scoop up those dirty clothes and drop them off at the laundry.

There's an awful lot of "chachkis" cluttering up this room. Perhaps one would want to consider their room options more carefully when taking nude pics. (But then again, I'm sure the rest of the house is a mess, too.)

 

[jaxon29]

^^ He's a doll. I'll bet the bed hasn't been made in months and is covered with clutter too. We may have to go fuck in the car.

 

[alley]

Now, which one of you can honestly say that you could go back to this guy's room to fuck and not bust out laughing?

Well, let's just start by the Winnie the Pooh wall covering. Now, who here could suck a dick, without snickering, with a picture of Tigger napping beside the honeypot?

I can live with the lavender wall color, but that horrid dot pattern on the right wall has got to go! And while you're at it, someone scoop up those dirty clothes and drop them off at the laundry.

There's an awful lot of "chachkis" cluttering up this room. Perhaps one would want to consider their room options more carefully when taking nude pics. (But then again, I'm sure the rest of the house is a mess, too.)

I am more worried about that stained chair he is sitting on--yuck.

 

[honooryuu]

Oh honey... there's enough mold and mildew on those shower walls to poison a small village.

God bless you for being brave enough to post a pic of yourself naked. Nothing wrong with that. But we need to talk about those walls.

its actually the paint chipping off the tub... and was doing that when i moved into the apt.

 

[honooryuu]

Nice chest hair - love it. Are you peeing?

no. it just looks that way, but i was actually in the middle of a shower

 

[snapcat]

This next naked guy needs a little musical accompaniment from Diana Ross ...

It looks like he might need some, ummmmm, help in the kitchen. Any volunteers?