Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[snapcat]

I wonder if this local municipality has any laws on the books about someone being nekkid up in a tree?

Please tell me that is NOT a Garfield towel!

 

[snapcat]

Anyone else "up" for a dip in the pool?

 

[alley]

Your challenge: Mix and match body parts to make the hottest composite dude.

Just saw the video that picture is taken from---very hot

 

[Corny]

gentry's post reminded me to post something here again

those guys like a huge audience

i'm not sure if i have posted him already .. but hey .. what do i know .. i have no culture

this guy at least has his flute

and this package even impresses straight guys!

 

[Corny]

while on the opposite this guy isn't too impressed

and those really want to see it, damn shy guys.

that's what he thought of his buddy, too.

but he is not, and rightfully so

i am not too sure about the last one .. i guess this the burning man festival and he is .. doing whatever with that marble. interesting concept though

 

[Apollo]

I should have posted this one on Sunday! LOL!

Now, this room is one giant trainwreck! Where to begin???

Shall we start with the Christmas lights around the door? And what do you want to bet that this room smells like ass?

Maybe a passage in the bible will tell him how to clean up?

 

[M4P]

Now, which one of you can honestly say that you could go back to this guy's room to fuck and not bust out laughing?

Well, let's just start by the Winnie the Pooh wall covering. Now, who here could suck a dick, without snickering, with a picture of Tigger napping beside the honeypot?

I can live with the lavender wall color, but that horrid dot pattern on the right wall has got to go! And while you're at it, someone scoop up those dirty clothes and drop them off at the laundry.

There's an awful lot of "chachkis" cluttering up this room. Perhaps one would want to consider their room options more carefully when taking nude pics. (But then again, I'm sure the rest of the house is a mess, too.)

And what about the stains on that chair? Me thinks its seen a fair amount of solo action

 

[snapcat]

Oh no doubt, there are cum stains for days on that chair!

Now, can we talk about this sofa for just a minute?

Lord, I think war orphans in North Korea must have made that tacky sofa! Surely this cannot be his house. I'll give him credit for having 2 colors on the wall, but those linen drapes? Please! This naked guy must have gotten nekkid at Grandma Gert's house. It makes me wonder if there is a handicap entrance somewhere in this house.

 

[snapcat]

This one needs a music intro ....

We're obviously missing some wild parties!

Now, is the guy in the middle wearing Mickey Mouse ears???

 

[snapcat]

Does anyone else notice a resemblance here?

 

[justsimon]

Erm... no comment.

 

[star-warrior]

Erm... no comment.

That's hilarious

 

[ComNavFdgPk]

^ That website (luridDigs.com) has some of the most disastrous home decorating ideas I have ever seen...damn near pissed my pants!!!!!

 

[Mako247]

Now, we really need to talk about all the orange in this room!

What is that, an orange chair cover, orange wallpaper, and orange curtains. Does this guy work for the Florida Orange Growers Association? From the look on his face, even he is sort of blinded and stunned from all of the orange.

maybe he was inspired to match his room to the underarm hair?? inspiration comes from everything you know.....

or maybe it is so the the pubes that fall out dont show???

 

[alley]

I would say something catty to say if I could, the guy is way to hot for me to think of anything cute at the moment.---great web site, btw.

 

[Jaime]

a mirrored headboard? are you shittin' me? and don't even get me started on the color of the walls.

 

[chatolandia]

I thought he was straight (because of the decor)

but the picture is a naked Madonna, it's Madonna (gay icon), but she is naked (straight's fantasy).... hmmm

This picture is full o things to think about

and Not about the really hot naked guy in bed!...


yum...


what were we talking about?

 

[snapcat]

Dear God in heaven! Those drapes are ghastly. They sort of remind me of something Florence Henderson would have bought if she was on crack and shopping the yard sales outside of Oshkosh!

And is Grandma Gert missing her comforter?

 

[gabriel1]

Ye Gods - horrible drapes, gramma comforter, mirrored headboard??

 

[KingWi11]

Dear God in heaven! Those drapes are ghastly. They sort of remind me of something Florence Henderson would have bought if she was on crack and shopping the yard sales outside of Oshkosh!

And is Grandma Gert missing her comforter?

Depends where Grandma Gert is in relation to this picture, hell for all we know, she could be behind the camera, and it a fan of Madonna... we at least my theory explains the drapes.
nice thread btw