Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[snapcat]

I thought I'd take a go at another pic thread. But this time I thought I'd devote it solely to amateurs and funny nude pics.

You know, right now at this very minute, somewhere in America, some guy is taking a naked pic of himself - and he actually believes it will never show up on the internet.

So at times this will be a "What Was He Thinking Thread?"

Every guy isn't going to be hot or handsome. But many pics will make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking.

Some of the guys will be hot, others not so hot. But hopefully most of them will bring a smile to your face.

So, with the proper amount of sarcasm in place, let's meet Guy #1

Now, just how long did he expect this picture to float around before it got posted to a website? Better yet, who is that extra chair for? One would assume from the number of diplomas and certificates on the wall that he must have some level of education - so let's discuss that book shelf and just how long it will take before it falls over.

 

[snapcat]

So, let us meet Guy #2 .....

OK, first of all, just who take a nude pic while being encircled with cats? Could that beer have had something to do with it? Maybe just a little bit? And can we discuss that lovely leopard print atop a dazzling zebra print? Couldn't this be any guy from Altoona?

Now, the body is kind of hot, but that Charles Manson haircut has got to go. And what is that magic marker and lube doing on the rug. And was he using it on himself or one of the cats?

Right now this minute someone else is taking a pic like this, and it's only a matter of time before we find it here.

 

[snapcat]

Shall we go directly to Guy #3?

Now, couldn't this be in just about any frat house this side of Sheboygan?

Alas, we're approaching finals week at most college campuses. Our young studs are having to endure all-night cram sessions before their final exams, leaving them with precious little time to jack off.

Except for this guy.

He's managed to find a way to do both - study for his exams and squirt a load.

 

[chatolandia]

The guy with the rug is priceless!

for next time:

NEUTRAL BACKGROUND!!!

 

[snapcat]

And now we have a special guest star to introduce guy #4 ...

If there is anyone that Miss Bette could just eat up, it's one of our brave young men who defend our country - all the while letting the world get a glimpse of their pee pee.

Notice the "surprised" look on his face. Could he really not have known that his pecker was hanging out of his uniform? Hell, with something that big, you'd sort of expect it to create a breeze when it bobs around too and fro.

We can only hope that is a shower curtain beside him, or else the barracks has some dreadful drapes! So why is he fully clothed in the bathroom?

 

[snapcat]

The guy with the rug is priceless!

for next time:

NEUTRAL BACKGROUND!!!

You just don't see craftsmanship like that outside of Schenectady, you really don't!

LOL!

 

[chatolandia]

if I didn't live 3 hours away from Schenectady, I would be insulted!

The military guy, WOW!


He is being all that he can be!

 

[snapcat]

And it looks like we have time for one more guy right now, so please welcome Guy #5 ...

This might just fall under the "What Was He Thinking?" heading!

Now, I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed, but I definitely wouldn't be taking a nude pic with that gawdawful mesh light thingee hanging over the head of the bed.

I'm not sure if the slut red paint on the wall is the most soothing color to see right before beddy bye.

Perhaps an investment in a nice bedside table is in order?

 

[chatolandia]

is he trying to be sexy, or did he just farted?

 

[snapcat]

I think he definitely farted!

 

[snapcat]

Well, it appears we have time for one more person before American Idol, so with out further delay, meet Guy #6 ...

Our subject appears to have just returned from Taco Belle, notice the drink on the bottom right. With the multiple television sets and remote controls, along with the fluorescent lights and Easter Egg Yellow paint on the wall .... one must only assume this is yet another frat house somewhere in the US.

No doubt this guy is drop-dead gorgeous, and no doubt some level of intoxification was involved in the making of this photgraph.

Comments?

Don't be shy ....

 

[chatolandia]

you forgot to mention the lovely ceiling

 

[TKNAKED]

Love your critique of the photos. Very insightful for future pics.
Feel free to have fun with me and mine.

 

[sixthson]

Guy #3 is reading with his sunglasses on while his reading glasses are beside him on the table. Either he thinks he's cool or he's incognito or both. Funny pic, though.

 

[snapcat]

Love your critique of the photos. Very insightful for future pics.
Feel free to have fun with me and mine.

Thanks for being a good sport, and congratulations on being Guy #6!

Now, the Snapcat is going to have to reach for his strong glasses, because the picture is so small. But I think we can glean enough information in order to offer an insightful critique.

I think going with a leather sofa was a smart idea, especially for "play night," but you might consider a darker shade, perhaps a nice dark gray or black. Now we simply MUST talk about your towels. Buttocks as fine as yours should only rest atop a nice Epyptian Blend 100% all cotton towel. And I would recommend avoiding white.

Green is usually my favorite color, but in this case this is not s smart pillow selection. But slip covers can easily remedy that.

Aside from the ashtray which should be sent down to the dungeon, and the door mirror hanging on the wall, I would say everything was in good order.

 

[snapcat]

Please welcome Guy #7 ....

Just how long did this dude think this picture was going to remain on his hard drive before it was thrust out on the internet? Considering the length of his cock, it would be fair to assume that he was rightfully proud of his pee pee.

But if you take a look at the wall behind him, we can all see that in reality he was not prepared for this to be launched on the "internets."

Basic design rule number one: artwork should be proportional to the area. That tiny picture hanging above the overused coat rack has just got to go. And from the sheer volume of clothes hanging on said rack, one can only wonder if there is any room left in his closet.

And notice the red sweater hanging on the rack is the only splash of color in the entire picture. Quick, someone phone the guys from Queer Eye!

Overall, I think this guy has great potential in the "gay for pay" film genre .... all we need to do is a bit of tweaking and we could have him churning out porn movies in less than a week.

 

[BlueLantern]

you forgot to mention the lovely ceiling

And the tiger photo picture-thingee, what the hell is that?

 

[CGHJ]

My favorite is still number 2 with the cat...that really ought to be a LOLcat picture. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy. I'm wondering if he cums on the cat?

 

[lyconthrope]

hehe studying frat guy has an odd appeal

 

[CGHJ]

Is it just me ? But I'm finding some of Snapcats pics kinda hot .....

The first one caused me to rub my dick a little