Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[snapcat]

Yes, these are your next door neighbors ... you know, the ones who you see everyday and never think anything about ... until that one day when they take the plunge to drop trou - after all, no one will ever see it, right?

So please welcome Guy #7

^ I think this guy might be the little brother of Vanilla Ice!

The resemblance is uncanny, don't you think?

Once again we have the popular leopard print on the bed - only this time it's just a fitted sheet. I guess he must writhe on the bed naked with no top sheet.

The black-out sheet on the window can mean only one of two things. Either he is a vampire, or this is "play night." Either way, we wouldn't want the kiddies to be peaking in on that, now would we?

Just how much beer do you think is in that mini-fridge?

And doesn't that swimsuit just reek of Christmas spirit? Red and green swimming trunks? Whatever happened to the standard gray speedo? (And is he all grown up now?)

 

[BlueLantern]

Snap, tomorrow remind me of sending you a picture to be judged xP

 

[chatolandia]

Those two guys are so classy!

they reek a refined taste that can only be found in Architectural Digest....


the first guy #7, for example, that penis deserves its own area code!

 

[snapcat]

Some guys really get off on being naked outdoors. Some even want to memorialize the moment with a Kodak moment.

This picture kind of makes you wonder just how far some guys will go to get that Kodak moment. One would presume the kayak was in at least some motion, but the image isn't out of focus too badly. Was the photographer in another kayak or on the shore?

And do you think anyone had to worry about squeeling like a pig in the woods this day?

 

[snapcat]

Thought for the Day ...

As you make your rounds from gay bar to gay bar to play party on this Friday night, keep in mind that someone somewhere is having to suck their own dicks.

So, the next time you find yourself too apprehensive to pick that guy up at the bar ... just remember, you could be forcing him to have to suck his own dick tonight!

 

[snapcat]

Bedrooms seem to be a favorite setting for our men to get naked ....

Going by the look on his face, I suspect this isn't the first time he's gotten naked for the camera. The medicine on the bedside table could have loosened him up a bit, though. And speaking of the bedside table, perhaps some additional storage is in order to reduce the clutter. And is that a pencil sharpener on the table?

Now I must give props for the nice use of color in the bedding, but too bad that couldn't be extended to cover the pasty white walls. And I'm not sure that so much black is needed.

If you look closely, you can see the money on the beside table that he was paid to pose nude.

 

[snapcat]

How about a little midnight snack?

Notice that the hard dick is pointing toward the beer.

While I haven't seen anyone put peanut butter in the fridge before, it does appear to be a nicely stocked, and fairly nutritionally stocked fridge - albeit a little heavy on the liquids.

 

[alley]

How about a little midnight snack?

Notice that the hard dick is pointing toward the beer.

While I haven't seen anyone put peanut butter in the fridge before, it does appear to be a nicely stocked, and fairly nutritionally stocked fridge - albeit a little heavy on the liquids.

That pic sure makes my mouth water.

 

[snapcat]

It looks like the water is right beside the beer! Help yourself! LOL!

 

[alley]

I have my eye on something else that would quench my thirst---

 

[chatolandia]

The guy on the bed, he is probably renting...

and it's trying to save money for a house...

but gingham?

'and the fridge guy, the choice of beer is good!

I still like both though

 

[chatolandia]

ehh, missing the point?

 

[chatolandia]

I thought I'd take a go at another pic thread. But this time I thought I'd devote it solely to amateurs and funny nude pics.

You know, right now at this very minute, somewhere in America, some guy is taking a naked pic of himself - and he actually believes it will never show up on the internet.

So at times this will be a "What Was He Thinking Thread?"

Every guy isn't going to be hot or handsome. But many pics will make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking.

Some of the guys will be hot, others not so hot. But hopefully most of them will bring a smile to your face.

So, with the proper amount of sarcasm in place, let's meet Guy #1



Now, just how long did he expect this picture to float around before it got posted to a website? Better yet, who is that extra chair for? One would assume from the number of diplomas and certificates on the wall that he must have some level of education - so let's discuss that book shelf and just how long it will take before it falls over.

read this....

it helps

it is not about criticizing the men, it is more about the choice of locale, or their poses...



Since sometimes, too often, people look funny when they are trying to be sexy

 

[cumtasteit]

And, of course, we should notice the spots on the floor of guy #7 with the guitar. Wax? From burning the candle at both ends - or did his music make him or someone else cum? XXX

 

[snapcat]

Indeed, this is just a satirical look at those pics that seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but in hindsight make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking?

Now this is an interesting subject for a variety of reasons. My most immediate concern is that this young man is in desperate need of a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to purchase a new pillow for his leather chair. Those strings on this pillow can really get in the way on "play night." But he does get points for at least using a pillow.

I'm wondering if furniture placement could be an issue here. I'm assuming he has a casual sitting area behind the big-screen television - but perhaps a nice palm tree would provide some definition between the two areas.

The artwork grouping on the back wall contains some interesting pieces, but I'm thinking we could rearrange them in a more interesting pattern after we apply some nice color to the walls.

And perhaps JC Penny will have a drapes sale in the near future - we desperately need a window treatment intervention here.

Now based on the pose, our subject must have planned this picture, but looking at the surprised look on his face I'm guessing he was having second thoughts as soon as he heard the click of the camera!

 

[snapcat]

Now please welcome our next guy ...

Now this soldier is living proof that soldiers should be required to be nude at least for one hour each day.

Based on the limited background material, I'm guessing this is not in the barracks. Take a look at the heinous carpet at the bottom of the pic. And shouldn't that fire extinguisher be wall-mounted?

My mind wanders to what he must be watching as the picture was being taken. I think the big money would be on a porn pic on the boob tube. You can just see that cock rise, almost!

But the deal breaker for me, on if this is a private abode, is the automatic door close thingee on top of the door. Just who has one of those thing-a-ma-bobs installed at home.

But overall, this soldier gets very high marks from me.

 

[snapcat]

Now here we have a candidate who is in great need of having the housekeeper spend a few extra moments straightening up down in the dungeon!

Oh, where do we begin?!?!?!

How about we all agree that we can toss out that Easter Egg basket and those pink panties?

Our subject must be an avid tennis buff, going by the collection of tennis balls in the background. That, or he has some bizzare tennis ball fetish that involves pink panties and Easter eggs?!?!?!

I'm betting the mini-fridge is just out of the camera shot, and is loaded with beer.

The golf clubs in the background suggest that he enjoys the outdoors and remains very active, yet the lack of a tan line on his legs suggests he doesn't wear shorts all that often.

Looking at his pics on display to the left of the computer one could assume he is not all that into girls, but on the other hand, the lack of porn on display on his computer screen might suggest otherwise.

So, who wants to suck his dick first?

 

[alley]

Indeed, this is just a satirical look at those pics that seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but in hindsight make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking?

Now this is an interesting subject for a variety of reasons. My most immediate concern is that this young man is in desperate need of a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to purchase a new pillow for his leather chair. Those strings on this pillow can really get in the way on "play night." But he does get points for at least using a pillow.

I'm wondering if furniture placement could be an issue here. I'm assuming he has a casual sitting area behind the big-screen television - but perhaps a nice palm tree would provide some definition between the two areas.

The artwork grouping on the back wall contains some interesting pieces, but I'm thinking we could rearrange them in a more interesting pattern after we apply some nice color to the walls.

And perhaps JC Penny will have a drapes sale in the near future - we desperately need a window treatment intervention here.

Now based on the pose, our subject must have planned this picture, but looking at the surprised look on his face I'm guessing he was having second thoughts as soon as he heard the click of the camera!

Did you happen to notice the cat lounging on the couch, the flash makes it's eyes look like something from the Village of the Damned.

 

[snapcat]

This one is for Miss Ruby!

Now, where do we begin with this one?

I think we can all agree that those sheets have got to go. We could introduce a nice comforter in a warm earth tone. And a mirror over the head of the bed?

Once again we need to introduce some color to those pasty white walls. And we really should explore the possibility of a nice lamp that doesn't look like it was just purchased at TJ Max. Perhaps one more in scale with the bedside table?

But overall, our guy gets high marks for not having a "surprised" look on his face.

I'd do him.

 

[snapcat]

Music seems to be a common theme for many of our naked guys ....

Nothing says love like a fake tree beside the electric organ, now does it? Especially with your cum rag draped over your thigh.

This could be Crazy James' little brother from Big Brother USA!

The guys from pic #1 look much hotter from the front, eh? But where did the cum rag go to?

Notice, the only real color in this picture comes from the shirts hanging in the closet. And doesn't that sofa look like it was just picked up off of the side of the road of a seedy Savannah suburb?

This could be any frat house this side of Baton Rouge!