Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[Mako247]

saw this shot and thought of this thread
have at it kitty

 

[chatolandia]

The shadow that the cock leaves!

 

[Alpha1851]

I just discovered this thread and I love it! Please keep 'em coming Snapcat! Nice commentary.

 

[cityboy-stl]

In this case, I don't think the flexing is of any benefit at all. On the other hand, perhaps a few hours in the sunshine would do him the world of good.

Now that is the nelliest muscle pose I've ever seen.

 

[jackoroe]

Aha! I found you Snaps! I'm glad to see that you're engaged in a more useful endeavor than wasting time in CE&P!

#1. I like his nuts, a lot! He needs a gym membership, however.
#2. Trainwreck! The cats think their visiting their dead relatives on that rug!
#3. He gets points for being efficient.
#4. Quite hot, bad picture. Nice dick!
#5. Needs some manscaping and a good haircut. I can't be too critical of the red paint. I've got the same color on one wall in my family room.
#6. Looks like Senator Webb. Minus the boots, of course.
#7. Much Cuter than Vanilla Ice! Ice got too much ink. I'd do him!

 

[snapcat]

In a perfect world, there would be no nude pics in front of a stove ...

And what in the hell is that golden egg in that pot on top of the stove? Is that Liberace's popcorn???

I suspect we'll never completely understand what was going on in his mind when this picture was taken.

 

[chatolandia]

I think it's meant to be 'art'


AKA, don't even try to understand it!


I am also sure that the bulletin board is part of this assembly

 

[Mako247]

Once again, we have a music-themed nude to share with you all ...

Now, where do we begin? Once again we are in desperate need of some color on the walls. Why do naked guys seem to flock to white paint in such huge numbers? Someone call the Color Splash guy on HGTV! I'm guessing by looking at the water bowl on the floor that a puppy or kitty also calls this home. Poor animal! Perhaps we should have it's hearing tested if those drums are played with any real frequency. I'm also thinking the hat choice could be improved. Is that a Texaco cap??? I notice from the time code on the photo that this pic was taken after midnight. No real surprise there.

and no the beard does not disguise the odd jawline (or is it a double chin??)

 

[ohioguy7711]

Once again, we have a music-themed nude to share with you all ...

Now, where do we begin? Once again we are in desperate need of some color on the walls. Why do naked guys seem to flock to white paint in such huge numbers? Someone call the Color Splash guy on HGTV! I'm guessing by looking at the water bowl on the floor that a puppy or kitty also calls this home. Poor animal! Perhaps we should have it's hearing tested if those drums are played with any real frequency. I'm also thinking the hat choice could be improved. Is that a Texaco cap??? I notice from the time code on the photo that this pic was taken after midnight. No real surprise there.

I like how you can see just a little tiny bit of his junk below the guitar!

 

[snapcat]

Being naked in public, particularly shopping naked, seems to be a popular activity for some people ...

So, the next time you park your car at the Safeway, don't be surprised if one of our naked men gets behind you in the checkout line!

 

[snapcat]

Now please welcome our next naked guy ....

I'm guessing that this guy just got off work at the Valvoline Instant Oil Change center.

I'm also guessing that a few beers were involved in the making of this photograph.

Should we all conclude that there is no razor in this bathroom?

 

[miatajeff]

Great thread!
Thanks for the laughs!

 

[snapcat]

Now you knew it was just a matter of time before the classic leopard print reared it's head again with one of our naked guys ....

Now how about we guess what has drawn his attention away from the camera.

Could it be:

1) Shit, my wife just walked in the door?
2) Is that the post man peeping in the window?
3) I wonder how long I was supposed to keep my hands up before calling the police?

Probability that this photo has been on Craig's List - 82%

 

[Mako247]

keep it up Kitty

 

[Mako247]

In a perfect world, there would be no nude pics in front of a stove ...

And what in the hell is that golden egg in that pot on top of the stove? Is that Liberace's popcorn???

I suspect we'll never completely understand what was going on in his mind when this picture was taken.

re: that thing on the stove -
havent you ever seen the movie "invasion of the body snatchers"?
it explainis it all - he is a podperson

 

[chatolandia]

Now please welcome our next naked guy ....

I'm guessing that this guy just got off work at the Valvoline Instant Oil Change center.

I'm also guessing that a few beers were involved in the making of this photograph.

Should we all conclude that there is no razor in this bathroom?

can you say hung redneck?

 

[CGHJ]

Probability that this photo has been on Craig's List - 82%

Probability that it got downloaded to my hard drive - 100%

 

[snapcat]

You know, nothing says "I Love You" more than a naked man beside his pick-up truck ...

At least, that is, unless we're talking about a naked man beside his bulldozer ...

I'm not going to lie, I'd totally "do" both of them! Especially #1 with that Dick of Death almost scraping the ground!

 

[snapcat]

And now let's pause for a moment as we play America's Favorite Game - "Find the Marine"!

 

[snapcat]

Let's play the Caption Game!

Why is this guy so angry?