Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[PhoenixBoy]

I bet the ceramics get scared!?!?!

 

[PhoenixBoy]

LOL!!! At 1st I couldnt see him!

 

[Glafna]

Study hard, and study naked ..... and may every dorm room at every university have a naked guy like this in it!

'Studying in the nude, an American tradition, usually following a popular American tradition of getting wasted the night before the test, fucking a random girl/guy, realizing that your screwed, and trying to get the last bit of cramming in before you get rush-dressed and try to make it on time.'

 

[Glafna]

Now please welcome our next naked guy .....

Now, while I adore the lovely flooring, I do have some concerns about the color on the walls - or lack of color, as it were! So many of our naked guys are in such desperate need of a good paint job - we really should start a charity to help them out.

And I'm having some troubles with the furniture. It might fit in somewhere, but certainly not here.

When the naked guy has more color on him, rather than on his walls, we clearly have a problem!

Now that is the way to sell tattoo's!!! Although as snapcat pointed out, the environment is quite bland.

 

[Circe Infuria]

Study hard, and study naked ..... and may every dorm room at every university have a naked guy like this in it!

So I guess I'm not alone when I clean my house naked.....wow, I didn't realize all the things people do naked in their homes.

 

[Circe Infuria]

Warning, warning, warning ..... we have a designer emergency in Erie!

There's just too many things WRONG with this picture for me to even go into here!

I feel the BIG ONE coming on!

Sweet mother of crap!!! Those couches and pillows need to be burned!! Can we just bulldoze up those floors and go with stained concrete or something?

My eyes, my eyes!!

 

[snapcat]

While some of our naked guys take pics of themselves nekkid for the fun of it, others such as this naked guy - probably take the pics to pass around on Craig's List, Gay.com, AOL and the like ...

I'm not sure if this is the best facial expression to advertise when you are cumming ...

And still others might want to reconsider their choice of caps ....

 

[snapcat]

Some of our naked guys enjoy a rousing game of "Find the Pee Pee"

 

[snapcat]

While others just enjoy getting nekkid outdoors for any reason at all ....

 

[snapcat]

And still others, such as this nekkid daddy, should stay nekkid all the time! Woof!

The line forms behind me, to paint these white walls, gentlemen!

 

[Corny]

somehow it hurts to just look at this pic ..

rainbow colored files?

the PERFECT picture for your manhunt profile

guess mommy just came in

ok this one doesn't really fit this theme, but the guy is so hot, and he does look really interested

 

[Corny]

a happy poofter with a fag - and a weird mirror

i am not sure, but it seems the guy is peeing in the middle of the street? and it seems he doesn't mind to be photographed like that. however he IS cute

ooops someone got horny on the beach

that china restaurant was asking for it .. seriously

i don't know that is going on there, it smells like roasted nuts

 

[Corny]

someone REALLY trying to prove us that he has some muscle

in front of a cross and that really tacky maria+jesus picture .. are you serious dude?

i guess it wouldn't stay up, so he had to bend back enough for some gravity?
or maybe it was meant as art .. leaning tower of pisa or so

drapes not just matching the couch, it's the same cloth! omfg ..

GOLDEN frames, and what is that other golden thing on the toilet? ugh .. i'd run away

 

[jaxon29]

Love this thread. Guys hanging around the house naked and taking pix is soooo hot. Also outdoor pix are great. It seems like everyone wants to not only get naked these days, but take pix and post them. Truly, guys gone wild. Everyone showing their junk. Love the comments too.

 

[Corny]

the guy is cute .. and looks so innocent

 

[snapcat]

the guy is cute .. and looks so innocent

But not as cute as you are, my friend! Some people may not realize it, but Corny is Woofalicious! I've seen the pics! We can only hope that a video soon follows!

But now let's turn our attention to our next naked guy .... and I'm afraid we have another Red Alert Design Disaster going on here!

Oh dear! Where do we even begin?

Perhaps our naked guy should put some additional thought to the blood red sheets on this bed. And maybe someone should give some thought to one of those neat little callous medications on the market today. Either that, or contact the pedicurist STAT!

And can we talk about that heinous rug hanging on the wall? Is that thing butt-fugly, or what? Certainly those aren't drapes, are they?

Someone needs to call Christopher Lowell and get him on a plane to Oshkosh right away!

 

[snapcat]

Oh my goodness, this bed throw on the far bed looks like the drapes from the last picture!

What hotel would buy such trash? Was there a sale at Big Lots that day?

 

[snapcat]

Oh, dear God in Heaven!

Are we going to have to have yet another remedial class on how to use a dildo?

Seriously, by now I would have thought everyone would have learned that they go up your ass and not down your throat.

Of course I thought people would have known just how out leopard print sheets were, too, but this naked guy missed that memo, too.

 

[ryanmatt]

Now that is the nelliest muscle pose I've ever seen.

Fuck man! We'll have to agree to disagree, concerning this bloke. Why, just look at those orange red pubs, and those sexy feet & legs.......Drool, YUM! YUM!!

Loving short cocks, as I do. "Red", passes the shorty average size test with flying colors in my judgement. A+ also, for his cock!!!

I'd sure love to start licking on those feet & sucking those manly toes. I would than work up to munching in those orange red pubs, ( my dick is raging hard thinking just about it). After, I give all that red hair on his legs a good sucking & licking.

Damn! I'd suck his tongue, straight out of his mouth. Than finally, I would chew on his sperm like bubble gum, before I swallowed it down.........

NOTE........This post belonged under the "Red Headed" guy many pages back!! Not here.

 

[boredman321]

Indeed, this is just a satirical look at those pics that seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but in hindsight make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking?

Id also like to point out the Cat/Dog "flashing" the camera... probably saying... you idiot!