Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[chatolandia]

Wow

so many naked dudes


so many ugly rooms!


I guess my house is ready for a few naked dudes!

 

[snapcat]

Wow

so many naked dudes


so many ugly rooms!


I guess my house is ready for a few naked dudes!

Just remember, don't smoke in bed!

LOL!

 

[chatolandia]

unless is smoking his pole!!!

 

[snapcat]

You mean like this?

Oh, wait, that would be the "burning bush" .....
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[chatolandia]

snapcat,


I am SURE you know what I am talking about


and if you don't, well...




sorry to hear it

 

[theatreboi]

Please caption this one. I'm too lazy and not feeling clever enough to do it myself. I love this thread.

 

[snapcat]

Please caption this one. I'm too lazy and not feeling clever enough to do it myself. I love this thread.

It appears that they are fucking on a rainbow flag. And wouldn't one normally take off their Star of David necklace before fucking? Isn't that kind of like holding rosary beads while taking it up the ass?

I'm just saying ....

LOL!

 

[chatolandia]

Look ma, I can take TWO cocks!!!

 

[snapcat]

Our next naked guy seems to display a little bit of "attitude" for the camera.

Notice the "hot chick" poster on the wall directly behind him.

 

[snapcat]

Now, if this isn't a hot tranny mess, then i don't know what is!

This photo has "disaster" written all over it!

How do we know this isn't at one of those "survivalist camps" somewhere in the Great Smokey Mountains?

Is that a bottle of Nair sitting beside the beer on the table?

 

[snapcat]

Notice how the cat (on the left) is running away from the guy in this picture!

Quite frankly I'm surprised there are only 3 empty beer bottles on that heinous coffee table!

And just how long did this naked guy have to go dumpster diving to come up with this horrible furniture?

How many of my whores would be willing to cross that "police line?"

 

[snapcat]

Let's try to focus on the positive with this next naked guy. At least he has some color on the walls.

However, those candy cane drapes have just got to go! I wonder what our little straight boy was thinking when the camera clicked? Is that some sort of a clicker in his other hand?

 

[snapcat]

I wonder if our next naked guy has a nice pair of heels to match that darling handbag on the table?

Surely he could have tidied up the room before shedding his clothes for his nekkid self-pic. That pair of scissors on the table concerns me a bit. It's sad when the pair of scissors offers one of the few blasts of color in the room!

 

[snapcat]

Our naked guys seem to enjoy group shots ...

Some of our naked guys seem to enjoy sharing their moment of glory with a girl friend (and a beer) ...

I'm guessing some wild monkey sex has been happening in that hotel room!

Some of our subjects just seem to want to try some tongue - with an audience ....

Perhaps someone could find the significance of the chips on the couch in this photo ...

And now let us pause and remember the Class of 2008 ...

 

[crogay24]

And now please welcome our next naked guy's self-pic!

Aside from those less than flattering underwear and the poofy orange swag hanging over the boring blinds, I would totally "do" him.

I want him in my mouth... and my ass... and all over me....
amazing cock and cute face

 

[chatolandia]

Wow, that's a missile!


and of course he left the toilet seat up!

so whomever put that fluffy thing on the window (I am betting it's female), it's going to be pissed!

 

[M4P]

Is that a bottle of Nair sitting beside the beer on the table?

Me thinks it's lube, Snaps

 

[snapcat]

Sorry for the delay in posts, guys ... I had to take a few days off after one of our puppy dogs died. It was a rough go of it for a while, but we're working through it. This past weekend we adopted a new puppy dog and will be able to bring her home on Wednesday.

So, hopefully things will get back to normal, or at least as close to "normal" as they ever get here.

 

[snapcat]

File this one under the category of Disturbing!

 

[snapcat]

It was a busy weekend for self-pics with a mirror, guys!

Some turned out better than others, of course.