Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

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Whoops! Mustn't forget these two!

 

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Gives new meaning to the expression " squirreling away your nuts!"

 

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No mystery as to why the word LOVE is a key word in tennis!

 

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My favourite type of Turkish Delight is the sort that's got nuts in it!

 

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When the Mormons cum round and start talking about the end of the world i normally tell them that there is only one end I'm interested in and if it turns out to be my lucky day then i get the chance to gaze at this vision of beauty!

 

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"Why be accused of "having your head up your own arse" when you can stick it up someone else's!

 

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I wonder if this can be applied to firearms as well!

 

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We've all heard of the expression "to put lead in your pencil" meaning "to increase sexual vigour" but "to put lead in your petrol" would not be welcomed by the environmentalists!

However whether leaded or unleaded you can fill me up any time you like baby!

 

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If anybody enjoyed the film "Some Like it Hot" from 1959 then maybe it's time to make an alternative version of "Sister Act!"

 

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Who says a man can't multitask!?

When there's nowhere to park your bike and you've forgotten to bring a bottle opener to work with you you can always rely on multi-purpose Matt to deliver the goods!

 

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"Of course it's difficult to read!

If you keep rubbing your cock up and down it the pages are bound to get stuck together!

It's hardly rocket science mate!"

 

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"Hey sweetheart will you be my Valentine!?

I've got some nice whipped cream to cushion your chocolate flakes!

If we move over into that bush I can show you how it works!"

 

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You may have a reputation as a horse whisperer but I'm much more interested in what your arse has got to say to me!

 

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The ambiguity of the English language strikes again:

"Hey mate! Do you need anything up there!?"

 

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The practical application of the expression:

"Why don't you shut your mouth and give your srse a chance!?"

 

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"Never look a gift stalactite in the mouth!"

 

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"Quick step!?

I hardly think so! You look as if you could barely do a slow waltz in that state!"

 

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If this is the 69 hairpin turn road in Mount Iwaki Japan you can expect to find scenes like this on the back seat of every car travelling along that road!

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here!"

 

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Two different meanings of the English expression:

"BEING UP FRONT!"

 

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