Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

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A good coach will leave no avenue unexplored in an effort to shave seconds off his athletes' performance!

 

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Given the stresses of everyday life bosses are now introducing into the workplace a special programme of breathing exercises in an effort to reduce anxiety and increase productivity!

 

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One has just cum up to Cambridge from Eton and one has been handed these two rather unfamiliar objects!

One can understand the usefulness of the surfboard on the River Cam but that rather strange thingummyjig with the flex and plug has got me somewhat flummoxed!

 

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"POUND FOR POUND!"

I'd say that was pretty good value for money!

 

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...and it's not because I'm wheeling my bicycle along the beach either!

 

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If you're liviig in Britain you will be heartily sick of turning on the tv and being subjected to the same advert about "Pure Cremation" and what good value it is!

I'd rather spend the money on a decent CCTV device that i can install in the bathroom for when my twinky plumber wamts to use the facilities!

You're a long time dead so CARPE DIEM!

 

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Unless I'm very much mistaken the boy on the right has three arms!

Is this where AI falls down!?

 

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Welcome to "Puckers, plates and penises!"the new gay dating site!

Please begin the registration process by uploading a picture of your feet, todger or shit chute!

Photos of faces will only be accepted.in extreme circumstances!

 

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"When Mum's away Stepdaddy will play!"

 

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Only ONE of these pictures DOESN'T contain a bad habit!

Do you know which one!?

If you need a clue think of what is being celebrated tomorrow!

 

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Baglady v.bagbaby!

 

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I wonder if this can be applied to firearms as well!

 

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We've all heard of the expression "to put lead in your pencil" meaning "to increase sexual vigour" but "to put lead in your petrol" would not be welcomed by the environmentalists!

However whether leaded or unleaded you can fill me up any time you like baby!

 

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If anybody enjoyed the film "Some Like it Hot" from 1959 then maybe it's time to make an alternative version of "Sister Act!"

 

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Who says a man can't multitask!?

When there's nowhere to park your bike and you've forgotten to bring a bottle opener to work with you you can always rely on multi-purpose Matt to deliver the goods!

 

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"Of course it's difficult to read!

If you keep rubbing your cock up and down it the pages are bound to get stuck together!

It's hardly rocket science mate!"

 

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"Hey sweetheart will you be my Valentine!?

I've got some nice whipped cream to cushion your chocolate flakes!

If we move over into that bush I can show you how it works!"

 

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You may have a reputation as a horse whisperer but I'm much more interested in what your arse has got to say to me!

 

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The ambiguity of the English language strikes again:

"Hey mate! Do you need anything up there!?"

 

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The practical application of the expression:

"Why don't you shut your mouth and give your srse a chance!?"