Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

"Keep pushing!........Congratulations! It's a boy!"

 

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"When you think you're looking at a stone sculpture and suddenly it moves......that's street performing at its best!"

 

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"The bar snacks have defintely improved in this place!

If you ordered a Campari in the past all you got was a bowl of Doritos!"

 

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The English language is so fascinating!

One letter can make all the difference!

Shots on goal v. Shots on hole!

 

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Love the irony of this picture and the brand name NOAH!

He may have dealt with a flood of water but I bet these two hunks could deal equally well with a flood of spunk!

 

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"Maybe just a tad overcautious guys!"

 

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"I won't be able to talk to.you darling because my tongue will be so far up your arse that you won't understand a word I say!"

 

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This looks like the outdoor version of THE SHINING!

"Here's Scoutmaster!"

 

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I seem to renember that back in the 1970s they had to take a product named "battered cod pieces" off the market for obvious reasons!

 

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"Anyone for pennis!?"

 

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Not nude but if you have ever visited Salamanca cathedral in Spain you may have noticed the astronaut carved into the stone!

 

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"Look vicar can we just cut the crap!?

I do, I will and I already have done!

Does that cover all eventualities!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dejeuner sur l'herbe (1862)

Lunch on the grass ( 2026)

 

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We all know what happened to Pinocchio when he told lies so if you are a consummate liar it looks as if you two guys are in for a good night!

 

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The things people will do to raise money for charity not to mention raising our cocks!

No shortage of volunteers to shave the right hand side of his pucker hole!

 

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"You were seen coming out of Metro Tesco without paying for that bottle!

You're nicked and unlike the flamingo you haven't got a leg to stand on!"

 

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Everybody needs a little head!

 

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I iused to hate having to queue for the Dartford tunnel from Essex to Kent but there are some tunnels that i would happily wait in a queue for!

 

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"Broccoli and spinach are probably a good source of iron my friend but some are not meant to be taken orally!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's a tough world and we all need a helping hand from time to time!"