Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

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You've found a nice secluded spot to shag the arse off your bf and it just happens to coincide with a rockfall pinning you to the spot!

What a bugger- quite literally!

 

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Every cabin crew's nightmare!

A passenger asks for extra mayonnaise on his burger and it's the one thing that they're short of on this flight!

Thinking on his feet this young man grabs the burger, disappears into the lavatory.....and the rest ,as they say, is history!

 

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"It's no good mate!

You have to wait at least thirty minutes for Viagra to take effect!

If you were better at baseball you wouldn't have to go to these lengths ( no pun intended!) to impress the coach!"

 

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The way you're jerking oiur cock suggests that you shoupd get another T shirt!

Maybe SHOOTERS rather than HOOTERS!

 

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"Climbing the walls already Your Majesty!?

You've only been at this game for three and half years and your mother managed seventy!

I don't know! The youth of today!"

 

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Having lived and worked in Brazil I'm not sure how appropriate the words "ORDER AND PROGRESS" are but once I get those speedos off him I should definitely be making some progress!

 

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It was with a great sense of embarrassment that I pitched up to my first University supervision without my assignment but my lecturer still found something to grade so the session wasn't entirely wasted!

 

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There was a tv game show in Britain which first came out in 1955 called "Take your pick" in which contestants had the choice of accepting a money prize or opening the box and risking what was in it!

When it cums to these three lads I think i would happily check the contents of their boxes/ boxers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is there anything more certain to put people off religion than some guy with a cheesy grin who steps out in front of you in the High Street and bellows in your face:

"HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED!?"

My stock answer to this is:

"Yes to both photos and documents!"

Joking apart, this is a serious and personal matter and many of us hold strongly held beliefs!

Conduct such as that described above is an infringement of personal liberty!

 

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At least we know what Salvador Dali had for breakfast every morning!

 

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These boys thought they were being photographed with a bronze statue till the statue started to fondle their butts and balls!

 

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This photo is the prelude.to two interns being given an "internal!"

 

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If you start up a company calling yourselves "SAGGERS AND SHAGGERS" you are unlikely to be out of work for long!

 

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You are doubtless familiar with that old English proverb:

"A baby carrot in the hand is worth two in the bush!"

 

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"YEAR IN REVIEW" or "REAR IN REVIEW!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"...and don't you ever try and cheat me again!"

 

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Another satisfied customer as the Amazon driver delivers his package!

 

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The English language strikes again!

Two guys from foreign shores suspected of carrying a firearm without a licence receive the following order:

"Ok guys put your shooters on the table!"

 

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This is what I love about the Tate Modern in London!

You are always assured that interspersed among a succession of tedious watercolours there will be some exciting amd unexpected innovation!

 

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If you wear a condom as effectively as you wear a Covid mask you must be a big daddy by now!