Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

"Can we all please stand to sing hymn number 258?!"

"We plough the fields and scatter the good seed on the land!"

You will find the words on the big screen!

Oh fuck! I've loaded the wrong video!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-As you have chosen to do a degree in environmental studies Peter the first thing you have to know is that synthetic rubber is not biodegradable so the back seat of my car is a condom and Dildo free zone!

-Sure Professor! You're the boss!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you have the same effect on that clapped out old banger as you are having on me it'll be up and running in no time!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When two hot guys from different countries end up together on a train crossing Europe the term "interrailing" takes on a whole new meaning!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you doing in this part of the train!

It is reserved for aggressive pets!

-Well I have just been involved in some pretty savage dogging if that counts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"A black hole is a region of space so intense that nothing ,not even.light , can escape, occurring when massive matter is packed into a tight area!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Use the world's resources wisely!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you need a hand mate!?

-No I'm fine thanks!

-How about a tongue then!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can I borrow a cup of sugar mate!?

-Right out of sugar I'm afraid but I've got plenty of cream if you fancy it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Excuse me Sir but my nuts are a bit rusty! Do you have any lubricant!?

-Oh yes young man! Indeed I do!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Tiannamen Square 1989

Spain 2026!

The nature of protesting has certainly changed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Is this a dagger i see before me!"Macbeth 1606.

"Is this a pucker i see before me!" Rentagent 2026.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"There"s defintely an art to parking in a tight space!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Only one careful owner!"

 

[gayzilla]

"If you find yourself at a loose end the temptation is to loosen it even further!"

love it

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Decapitated Queen of France Marie Antoinette when still in possession of her head is reputed to have said:

"Let them eat cake!"

Well go on then! It would be rude to disobey a queen!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Somebody call the Fashion Police!

"Sandals and socks give us all droopy cocks!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'd love to slide my hand between your legs but I've got a nasty feeling your dog might try and separate it from my arm!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So whatever your boyfriend shoved up your last night arse you reckon a bit broke off amd is still stuck up there!

-Yep!

'-Can't see anything yet but i'm happy.to keep probing if you're ok with this!

-Oh yes please!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Four hunky tennis studs alight from a DOUBLE DECKER but who among you would join me to become a DOUBLE DICKER!? ( We'll start with Djokovic!)