Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

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-Ooo Grandpa what big teeth you have!

-All the better to eat you with!

 

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"Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday snow!"

( adaptation of Noel Coward and Rudyard Kipling!)

 

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Tommy Hilfiger!?

I can see a banana and two plums so surely it should be "Fruit of the Loom!"

 

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"A practical demonstration is so much more effective than words!"

 

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If you live in Britain don't forget that this cumming Friday 20 March is RED NOSE DAY!

However don't forget BROWN NOSE DAY which is any fucking day you get lucky!

 

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-Do you take this wine waiter to be your whorefully bedded cum dump!?

-I do!

-Have you got the ring?

I'm getting there!

 

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"Pharaoh's daughter may have found Moses in the bullrushes but I wonder who was lucky enough to cum across this fit little fucker in the long grass!"

 

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"If I roll a double six can i shake a triple shitter!?"

 

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My boyfriend is much better at snooker than I am but in the bedroom I am an expert at potting the brown before going on to sink the pink!

 

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One of the key criteria for this thread is the word "nude" and I think we all agree that the anaconda is naked!

Her name is Ivy and she's a real sweetheart but tends to be a bit clingy!

If you've got a problem with nosey neighbours, drunken revellers, cold callers or Jehovah's Witnesses she's a necessary addition to your home!

However, the best thing is that Amazon delivers!

 

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-I'm not happy about this!

There are poisonous snakes in these rocks!

-That's right baby boy and once my black mamba is inside your pussy you are sure gonna feel its bite!

 

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When George and Henry stsrted living together City stockbroker George told his boyfriend that he expected his dinner to be on the table when he walked through the door after a hard day at the office!

 

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The term "get a room!" Is often directed at people who are showing each other too much affection in public but for two penniless students like Adam and Pete they might as well have said "get a wall!"

 

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"Happy to stand in for the monkey if he needs a few days' break!"

 

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Can't imagine that Jamaicans would need to promote their beautiful country in an effort to attract more tourists but if they did they could do worse than include this picture!

 

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When Ben had fitted the new shower he felt slightly uncomfortable when the client asked him to test it out for him!

It didn't help that Ben's surname was Dover!

 

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We may be reaching the point where Uber drivers actually become the food that they deliver!

 

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Blue and green should ALWAYS be seen!

 

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"If we'd been born with three dicks like black mambas such a decision would be irrelevant!"

 

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Sometimes the driving examiner just needs a little persuasion to sign the certificate!