Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

MAX WHITLOCK and all these guys would definitely be eligible for the Snifter Society!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Totally off topic but I just wish that I had had access to this photo in my early English teaching days to illustrate the positive-comparative-superlative

ERGO

BIG
BIGGER
THE BIGGEST

I suppose that in these days of political correctness it would be a no starter!

Shame though because one image can often take the place of a hundred words!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who let the dogs out!?

I think I'd like to be reincarnated as a sniffer dog!

Imagine the scandal if in our human form we sniffed the arses of the English national soccer team for drugs at Heathrow Airport!

Now if dogs do it nobody turns a hair !In fact Harry Kane and his team would be looking down and smiling as they have a wet canine nose wedged between their buns!

" Hello Fido! What's your name then!?"

 

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Who let the dogs out!?

I think I'd like to be reincarnated as a sniffer dog!

Imagine the scandal if in our human form we sniffed the arses of the English national soccer team for drugs at Heathrow Airport!

Now if dogs do it nobody turns a hair !In fact Harry Kane and his team would be looking down and smiling as they have a wet canine nose wedged between their buns!

" Hello Fido! What's your name then!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't remember the name of this guy but that is really of secondary importance!

Look at those buns!

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Can't remember the name of this guy but that is really of secondary importance!

Look at those buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

luis enrique tomas de lima

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LUIS ENRIQUE TOMAS DE LIMA

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just trying to work out what's tattooed on the arm of BEN WHITE!

It certainly finishes up with the words "hope for tomorrow" so maybe the first part is " barebacked by my teammates but the AIDS test is done so there is hope for tomorrow!"

Then again maybe I am losing touch with reality!

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Just trying to work out what's tattooed on the arm of BEN WHITE!

It certainly finishes up with the words "hope for tomorrow" so maybe the first part is " barebacked by my teammates but the AIDS test is done so there is hope for tomorrow!"

Then again maybe I am losing touch with reality!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No idea who this guy is but he could be straight out of a commercial for the opticians!

Those eye tests are so tedious! Why not spice them up a bit by having this gorgeous guy drop his pants ,bend over the table and say

"Now how many hairs can you see round the pucker!? Now Are the hairs clearer with this lens or without!

Now how many hairs have got shit on.them! If you're not sure please push your nose between the cheeks and inhale but we need an answer as all fields on the form must be completed!

This offer is only available at Specsavers so another good reason for saying

"Should've gone to Specsavers!"

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No idea who this guy is but he could be straight out of a commercial for the opticians!

Those eye tests are so tedious! Why not spice them up a bit by having this gorgeous guy drop his pants ,bend over the table and say

"Now how many hairs can you see round the pucker!? Now Are the hairs clearer with this lens or without!

Now how many hairs have got shit on.them! If you're not sure please push your nose between the cheeks and inhale but we need an answer as all fields on the form must be completed!

This offer is only available at Specsavers so another good reason for saying

"Should've gone to Specsavers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have to say that I definitely approve of PHIL FODEN's hair colouring! He looks much more like a little angel now and quite frankly black didn't suit him although that is not to say that black wouldn't suit him in every sense witness the cut black guy next to him anxious to shag him senseless and put a few highlights in that blonde thatch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well nobody hit me and there was no collision but that number 10 from the other team had his finger so far up my arse that it caused my nosevto bleed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you were born in a certain era and are feeling bad about yourself just take a look at GUSTAVO ALVARO South American football coach who is a virginal 58! Still a mystery to me how those fit and firm buttocked players in their twenties turn into this twenty years down the line!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've never really worked out why anyone would want to invest in face fungus! Quite apart from the fact that it affords you the opportunity to have a sentimental reminder of what you had for dinner the previous evening it is unquestionably ageing in a player! Difficult to believe that this guy plays for the under 21 Spanish squad!

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I've never really worked out why anyone would want to invest in face fungus! Quite apart from the fact that it affords you the opportunity to have a sentimental reminder of what you had for dinner the previous evening it is unquestionably ageing in a player! Difficult to believe that this guy plays for the under 21 Spanish squad!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dogs are rarely wrong! They are like pigs sniffing out truffles except in this case they are pugs rather than.pigs!They know where the best prize is kept!

MARCOS LLORENTE's little pugs are so lucky!

And here is the man himself all sweaty from a workout and one can only dream of what the seat of those white compression shorts must smell like!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is ANTONIO BLANCO of the under 21 Spanish squad!

The word BLANCO means both 'white" and "target" but the only target I'm interested in is brown!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The lovely MARASH KUMBULLA!

The word KUMBULLA is so near to the English CUM BOILER which seems very apt given the position of his hand in the second photo!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Right you new boys from the Academy team! Listen up!
I've watched you play football and without exception you are fucking shit! You weren't selected for your footballing skills but for your tight little arses which I will take great delight in breaking in! It is no coincidence that my name is Mr.D.Flower as you lads will soon find out!

Training starts at 8am every morning before which I expect each and every one of you to sniff my feet and my arse!

I will reciprocate in like manner when you come back into the dressing room filthy dirty and sweaty!

Right get out onto the field and flash those buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Western Bulldogs of the AFL is a team simply full of horndogs!

I will leave you to put a name to an arse but here they are

ANTHONY SCOTT
DOMINIC BEDENDO
EASTON WOOD
BUKU KHAMIS
LEWIS YOUNG

It's Easton Wood and BUKU KHAMIS for me!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old BUKU KHAMIS fled to Australia from the Sudan with his family in 2006!

I pride myself on being a pretty competent linguist but regrettably I have no idea what the Sudanese is for

"Get on your back and spread those fucking cheeks! "

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Result! Found it!

So boys if you ever find yourselves in Melbourne Australia and fancy sampling the delights of that sweet little black pussy make your way to the Western Bulldog clubhouse knock on the door, ask for BUKU KHAMIS and when he cums to the door look deep into his eyes and whisper the immortal words

"Balik kana tonggong anjeun sareng sebarkeun pipi sialan eta!"

Don't be surprised if you don't get the reaction you desire as black Africans are often resistant to man on man action and he is probably a Muslim to boot!

If you think it is worth the risk be prepared to undergo a face reconstruction!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Of course his name BUKU actually rhymes with the French word for "a lot" which is " beaucoup" and he obviously has a lot of KHAMIS whatever that may mean!