Sniffing footballers' arses!

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American cyclist NEILSON POWLESS!

If ever anybody were misnamed!

Just look at him! Anything but pow(er)less I'd say!

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American cyclist NEILSON POWLESS!

If ever anybody were misnamed!

Just look at him! Anything but pow(er)less I'd say!

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American cyclist NEILSON POWLESS!

If ever anybody were misnamed!

Just look at him! Anything but pow(er)less I'd say!

 

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18 year old FLORIAN WIRTZ!

" Look son we know you're just starting your career and you mean well but take it from me! Nobody wants your shirt! It's yer dirty smelly sweaty pants and socks we want!"

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18 year old FLORIAN WIRTZ!

" Look son we know you're just starting your career and you mean well but take it from me! Nobody wants your shirt! It's yer dirty smelly sweaty pants and socks we want!"

 

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I'm sorry Gareth I've really tried but I just can't get the hang of this cycling! The only thing I'm good at riding is my girlfriend so I'll do a few miles every night and morning on her if that's OK with you!"
In terms of improved fitness it will probably have the same result!

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I'm sorry Gareth I've really tried but I just can't get the hang of this cycling! The only thing I'm good at riding is my girlfriend so I'll do a few miles every night and morning on her if that's OK with you!"
In terms of improved fitness it will probably have the same result!

 

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Everyone's heard of blood poisoning but less well known is the phenomenon of "faecal poisoning" which is a complaint generally contracted from rimming too many arses in one go!

Looks as if our Jack has sucCUMbed to it!

 

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Another divine picture of the CHILWELL SMELLWELL!

 

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Yesterday it was the Western Bullfogd and today is the turn of the Collongwood Magpies!



Let's start off with ANTON TOHILL ! Rather nerdy and pale looking with those little roses in his cheeks but I'm sure he'd be willing to allow us a shot on goal!



Then that's the gorgeous ASH JOHNSON who to my mind is a dead ringer for the now defunct KUSH from Eastenders!

 

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The piece de resistance is the gorgeous JAMIE ELLIOT who is acting as if he could well be the team cumdump!

Love him in those arse hugging black tights! I'd love to get my nose in that Aussie crack! I'd be very happy to "cum waltzing Matilda "with him any time he wanted!

Wonder if he is any relation to BILLY ELLIOT!

 

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Arrogant as he is nobody would pass up the chance to bugger him! Let's be honest!

 

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Yes they are all valid reasons why he might be covering his face with hands! Of course the third might be the fact that although TOM DALEY promised to cum in his mouth he actually aimed too high and it shot in his eye!

SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS!

 

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So the final part of the medical is the prostate test so if you guys from the Academy team could just bend over and touch your toes my assistant will carry out the test! Unfortunately he doesn't have anybody to help him today but I have agreed to take the young man on the left wearing the red briefs into my office and conduct the test myself!

I don't want my staff to be overburdened and it all helps to lighten the load ( in more ways than one!)

 

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It's quite conceivable to stick five fingers between the cheeks of an arse and even a fist but how many noses can you get between a pair of cheeks at any one time!?

I have never been known to decline a challenge and in the words of schoolmaster Wackford Squeers of Charles Dickens' "Nicholas Nickleby"

" There's inconvenience in it but there's relish in the novelty!"

 

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It's quite conceivable to stick five fingers between the cheeks of an arse and even a fist but how many noses can you get between a pair of cheeks at any one time!?

I have never been known to decline a challenge and in the words of schoolmaster Wackford Squeers of Charles Dickens' "Nicholas Nickleby"

" There's inconvenience in it but there's relish in the novelty!"

 

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The Welsh Lacrosse team! Just look at the definition on those buns if you can magnify the image go for it! Wish I knew the names of the players!

 

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Nice horny images of ALVARO MORATA!

 

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The Melbourne Kangaroos of the AFL!

Put a name to an arse time!

JY SIMPKIN
ROBBIE TARRANT
JACK MAHONY
LACHIE YOUNG
TRENT DUMONT

 

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JAYDON STEPHENSON could be the missing name and arse!

 

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Not sure which Polish player is having his feet worshipped but there can't be that many with a pony tail!

 

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GIANLUCA VIALLI!

Another former Italian player who has not aged well! 56!

 

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JOAO CANCELO!

Nice package!

 

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Horny new French tennis player but can't remember his name!